Dr. NoSleep (host)

Starving.

Great.

The kebab cart on Platform 16 just threw out last evening's rubbish.

Oh, I would love a kebab.

Anderlai lifts his arms in the air.

Brothers, let us feast on kebabs.

Kebabs!

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Story two, Feeling Small.

Big man pauses, placing his hand against the stairwell wall as he sucks in breath after breath.

Oi!

Skinny Pip hisses from the landing above, careful to keep his voice down.

With roomy eyes, Big Man glares down at his ever so thin partner, his lip curling up in a snarl of contempt and simmering anger.

Why are we climbing downstairs, SP?

What's an old hag doing this deep anyway?

Big Man asks as he wipes the sweat from his broad forehead with a huge, meaty paw of a hand.

Skinny Pip shakes his head.

He's used to his partner complaining about walking, climbing stairs, going up or down, or just moving in general.