Dr. NoSleep
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Podcast Appearances
And did he pee himself?
Yes, it appears he has.
The crying and pleading and urinating Mr. Sparks.
Mr. Sparks cries.
Mrs. Plum orders.
Housekeeping growls.
The tone in her voice is sharp and dangerous, kind of like her machete.
Housekeeping sets Mr. Sparks down, and he immediately tries to crawl away.
Mrs. Plum puts the tip of her machete against the back of his neck.
He freezes in place.
Jensen, I am going to leave the honors to you, she says, smiling at me.
I went to an aquarium once, not sure when, since I've always lived here at the Perkins.
But I know I did, because I remember the sharks they had there.
They smiled then, like Mrs. Plum smiles now.
Honors, Mrs. P?
I ask.
You will be the one to fling this policy breaker into the void.
Me, Mrs. P?
Stop that with the questions!
Sorry, Mrs. P.