Dr. Priyanka Wally

Marty said that it was a go, so we just got to work.

Okay, listen, I am so angry right now.

Hold on, man.

We haven't even talked about the guarantee where if you find any holes or rips in the plastic wrap within the first seven days, we'll actually drive by your house and throw a roll of duct tape into your front yard.

How about that?

This has got to be some sort of horrible joke.

How is this even possible?

I'm sorry, ma'am.

It's not a joke.

So we've already processed your initial $3,000 deposit, and we'll need the other three.

$3,000 and all I get is a not even tarp.

Are you insane?

You know, it's $6,000 total, so we're going to need that other three by the end of the business day.

thousand dollars you can't even put a shingle on this whole thing is a scam that's what this is ma'am please i i'll have you know that we used the best zip ties money could buy oh my gosh astronauts use these zip ties in space to hold the toilet lid on so it doesn't float away stop stop you better talk to marty or whoever's in charge have them come over my house right now and fix the

roof okay well i i will let him know that oh my god i will warn you though the timeline for a real roof installation we're looking at about eight months out you have got to be me i mean that's why we only had time to put on the fall plastic wrap special

Oh, my God.

This has got to be some kind of joke.

There's no way this is possible.

There's no way this is happening in my life right now.

I do understand, and I hear your frustration, but while I have you on the phone, could I interest you in signing up for the winter special?