Dr. Priyanka Wally

Well, after he says that, don't shove your broomstick where the sun don't shine.

Instead, tell him he just made your heart melt faster than the Wicked Witch.

And that's when you slip in the digits to the loser line.

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

Voicemails like this one.

Next message.

Hey there.

This is from the haunted house the other night.

I just want to say you can call me the undead because my heart stopped the second that you walked into the room.

That was my Halloween pickup line.

I hope you liked it.

yeah we met at the long line at the haunted house I was the ghost in the Hawaiian shirt and I know that there were a couple of guys that were interested in you I was one of the ones bold enough to ask for your number and I appreciate you giving that to me so I came up with another pickup line too are you a candy bowl because you look like a snack

That was my second best one.

I think the Undead World was better.

That's why I live with it.

But, yeah, I need to go.

Just remember, do you like things that go bump in the night?

I don't have a punchline or a pickup line for that yet, but it's off to a good start, and I think we're off to a good start.

Next message.

He does realize you don't have to keep delivering pickup lines after you get the girl's number.