Dr. Priyanka Wally

Oh, probably.

It's a special Halloween edition of The Loser Line this year, playing cringy voicemails from people who got tricked with the fake phone number during the spookiest party weekend of the year.

And we're playing all of our favorite messages from it, like this one.

Next message.

Hey, this is Greg.

So I did something and I think you may like it.

I actually carved you.

I mean, your face.

I carved your face into a pumpkin.

Because you were, you know, you're so beautiful and I don't know how good it is actually, but I kind of gave you

bach ears by accident they seem kind of pointy but i didn't have any of those pumpkin tools that they use so i just did the best i could with what i had and it is a pumpkin so i you know i didn't carve out your body or anything it's just a face yeah but i did put uh two smaller pumpkins underneath it they're not to scale but um

I think they look pretty good.

Sometimes I gotta, like, leave the room if I look at it too long, but, you know.

That's a seductive pumpkin setup.

Brooke, why are you shaking your head now?

Why do I gotta have pumpkin boobs?

If pumpkins are getting you excited, it's because you haven't seen a real person in a long time.

Let's give him a little grace.

He's getting roasted on the loser line already.

Hello, this is Robot from the party.