Dr. Priyanka Wally

Try 400 of them all puking into the same back alleyway.

It's broken, Jeffrey, in the morning.

It's SantaCon.

And I'm sure it's happening in a city near you where a bunch of bars get together and they say, how do we use the holidays to rip people off and charge them a $25 cover fee as long as you have a Santa hat on?

Dude, Jeff.

I know.

Let's turn it into a Christmas-themed bar crawl.

That's fun, Jeff.

So there's not only wasted Santas, but drunken elves, tipsy Mrs. Clauses, and a dude in just half of a reindeer outfit all stumbling around the city while Jose and Alexis were there asking a simple question.

What you doing at SantaCon?

What are you doing at Santa Con?

Do you know Christmas movies?

Yeah, some.

OK, like, if I was to ask you what holiday movie character would you want to hook up with?

Uh, maybe, oh, the Grinch.

Yeah, the Grinch.

Uh, he's got a house with a view, and he has a dog, so.

Okay, but some would say he's like hairy, mean, not a fan of Christmas.

Yeah, but I like a man with hair.

Oh, you like the fur.