Dr. Priyanka Wally

You're welcome.

Now, I do need to let you know, Peter, he does have a little bit of a different vision on how to do the play.

Yeah, yeah.

There will be an adult love scene involving your character.

When you say love scene, what do you mean?

You know, like a love scene, like you'd see in a movie.

I mean, I will say it's more than kissing, but less than going all the way.

I'm confused.

I auditioned for the role of the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Well, okay, I haven't seen the entire script, but I can tell you a little something about it.

In this rendition, Ebenezer Scrooge is much hornier than in the book.

hornier oh yeah what i mean just picture it you're visiting him in the middle of the night oh man i i don't like where this is going you will especially when you're about to be manhandled every night for the next 38 consecutive days

What?

That is the genius that Peter is to this production.

No, that doesn't sound genius.

It just blows my mind when you think about it.

I mean, everybody's going to be talking about this play.

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

I don't want people talking about it.

I don't want people talking about me being manhandled.