Dr. Priyanka Wally

Anyway, I'd love to finish up our conversation about destiny and weather patterns or, you know, all the other stuff we were talking about, so call me back when the universe feels right.

Ding, ding!

I gotta ride the bus more, if that's the type of people you mean.

I'm gonna tell you, the sound effects on the bus are not that aggressive.

I was gonna say, I haven't been on a bus in a minute, but I don't think that's what it sounds like.

No, it's a real light.

Next message.

Yeah, if I'm understanding this right, a, like, 20-something guy started chatting up a 50-something-year-old woman at the dog park.

He felt like maybe she was into him, so he gave her the loser line instead.

I just thought that this was going to end with her setting her son up on a play date with this guy.

And his son's into working out and video games.

He doesn't have time to vape all day.

Yes, video set.

Wait, do you think this guy was younger than her son?

Yes.

25 years younger than her.

Yeah.

It was very romantic sounding.

But speaking of meeting weird people at the dog park, you should probably head over to our YouTube page where there's weirdos like me there.

Plus, you can hear all of our second date updates, our phone taps, all sorts of bizarre, strange content that fellow weirders like to listen to and enjoy.