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So, uh, I, uh, I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to, it's weird making jokes on an answering machine.

I don't know if these are coming across as funny or not, but anyways, um, call me back.

Okay.

Or maybe I'll just, uh, hang out by the fruit area until you show up and we can bump carts again.

Okay.

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And dead silence.

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