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Dr. Timmy T

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
72 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I went on to ask him.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I was like, hey, what's better, the lamb bindaloo or the buttered chicken?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

He was like, ah, they're both good in their own right.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I didn't get either one.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I ended up getting the swastika masala.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I'm kidding.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

What I really got was diarrhea.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

No, so I grew up really religious, and being really religious, they're like, hey, you need to try to be like Jesus, which is a really high standard.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

You know, he was perfect, walked on water, performed miracles.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I was like, how can I live up to those expectations?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

And then I read Revelations 22.12, and it said, Jesus said, behold, I cometh quickly.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

He's like, finally, I can be a little more Christ-like.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Wow, Dr. Timmy T. Wow, look at that.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Thank you, thank you.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Oh, like two years, like a year seriously.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Awesome.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Four years in medical school, six years in undergrad.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Okay.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Look at that.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Well, I'd like to know how you treat chlamydia.