Dr. Trisha Pasricha
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You don't need this on the most delicate part of your body.
And that's your rear end.
The tissue down there is so thin, so delicate.
Do not give it this pathetic one-ply.
And furthermore, if you start to date somebody new...
You go over to their house.
You like them.
And then you go inside their bathroom for the first time.
And horror upon horrors, you see this inside their bathroom.
You got to run for the hills.
That's a red flag.
We've talked about red flags.
Forget about a gut feeling.
If you see this...
How are they going to ever fall in love with you?
People think that they're getting one ply because it's a little cheaper.
But the fact is, when you use one ply, you have to bunch up such a thick wad that you are breezing through that pathetic thin roll more so.
I mean, it's the least you deserve, but I will say my dirty little secret about this, which is actually quite clean, is that I don't think toilet paper is the answer here.
Uh-oh.
I think what we really need is bidets.