Dr. Watson

Amazing deduction, Dr. Watson.

Hamlet.

Very fine production, too.

Have you seen it?

An older Hamlet?

I don't quite understand.

The arch-villain whom Sherlock Holmes considered his most worthy opponent?

Precisely.

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Now, Dr. Watson, what about Professor Moriarty and the original Hamlet?

I'm all ears.