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So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.
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You're probably thinking the same thing I was when I sat down with Bill Belichick. The now 73-year-old former NFL coach wasn't interested in gloating about his many achievements. Football is everything for Belichick.
When young Billy went looking for a coaching job of his own, though, Dad had some advice. The result is not a tell-all, but what you might call a tell-some.
The other change for Belichick is 24-year-old Jordan Hudson. His creative muse... Oh, come on.
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Overrated, wait. Yeah, overrated. What's going on? Dan Levitard, how you doing?
So I wanted to ask the group because Amin clearly has a feeling about this movie and I watched it the other night with Valerie.
Do you get annoyed every time Dan Levitard pontificates about the sports media industry? Well, too bad, mother******. He knows he don't give a damn about what he's gonna say. It's time for Sports Media Talk today.
Ever since switching to T-Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.
Oh, right this way.
Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000 feet. And I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.
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Don Levitard.
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Five, four, three, two, one. Five, four, three, two, one.
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Howdy, folks. It's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller Time all the time, but we're in the wintertime right now, and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller Lite and enjoy myself some Miller Time during the wintertime because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.
My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller Time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news. Cheap among them. Nothing more important than sports.
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Mr. Shirt, if I may say for a second. Miami, they were simulating the snap count the entire game, and they were clapping at the line of scrimmage. And the only thing I want to see clapping are them cheeks on Mrs. Met in my face, Mike Shirt. All right? So that's one thing.
They're a bunch of cheaters, Dan. And you know who should be cheating? Mrs. Met on Mr. Met.
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Howdy, folks. It's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller Time all the time, but we're in the wintertime right now, and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller Lite and enjoy myself some Miller Time during the wintertime because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.
My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller Time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news. Chief among them. Nothing more important than sports.
From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great-tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's the perfect time for friends, family, and a great-tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. and you know Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Send him to the... That did not land right.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Major penalty, five minutes, ruining comedy. You could hear his confidence.
He's been doing shows with us for months. Years.
He pushed the door, called Andrew Hawkins Walter Hawkins. You spun out. It's not been great for you.
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He's from his race car right now. That's actually where he's coming from.
And also this question from Dan.
Play the whole clip. We did not edit this silence.
Thank you.
The best zone defense you've ever seen. 2-3.
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I don't know. Rumored to be toying with the idea.
How are you so bad at your own bit?
Don Levatard.
Stoogatz.
This is the Don Levatard Show with the Stoogatz. There was this famous incident of Shannon Sharp shit-talking Derek Thomas that led to Derek Thomas having, like, six unsportsmanlike calls on him.
Did you mention Eugene Robinson in that story?
Well, CBS Sports reports that because Derek Thomas had died and he was axed after his death, that Shannon Sharp will never reveal what he actually said to Shannon Sharp, to Derek Thomas.
I was more angry at my performance.
Yeah, you were terrible, Roy. Chris Cody was shit-talking me.
I mean, it just sounds like rabbit degeneration just based on your playing.
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Here's the situation here. I got to read the billboard, and then I got to turn your mics on. I got to do all that at the same time. It's really hard to do all of those things.
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Ever since switching to T-Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.
Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000 feet. And I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.
Go down and focus.
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Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss.
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I don't think I ever got that many roses in my whole life.
Certainly not from your lovely grandfather, God. May his soul rest in peace.
Look, the praise that they were looking for.
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Stugatz.
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Not first ballot, though.
Every year at tax time. That used to be the orange bowl and it smelled like urine and we loved it. Thank you.
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I mean, Dan makes me write a song so that I can work here every day. Best song ever, though.
I mean, nailed it. Look, as someone who witnessed the boat and the speech on the boat, that's a really good template. Whatever you guys want.
College baseball. Florida and FAU with the midweek game. Now, Dan, listen to this one. Ready? Florida lost last night to UCF 13-3. They've lost. every game they've played to UCF since 2017. They've lost back-to-back games to in-state opponents, Miami and UCF. Meanwhile, Florida Atlantic, they've won two midweek games already against in-state opponents.
You got Miami, you got UCF, they've got those wins. They're going to keep that going because they... are an underdog by three and a half runs tonight against Florida. Florida had to use five pitchers yesterday in a midweek game. They're not going to have enough pitching. Florida Atlantic covers the spread plus three and a half in Gainesville against the spread.
I thought that, what is he talking about? Well, you know, I thought that he was joking. I said, well, you know, I couldn't believe it. I never believed it until I was on the set. I thought that the show was going to last for about four to six weeks. It's a terrible idea.
Yeah, I figure, you know, it's going to explode like a big bomb after six weeks or so.
Well, I mean, you know, it was something that I was not really expecting. I guess that it's easier to call me Papi than Gonzalo. Gonzalo is a very difficult name to spell. So I said, Papi, okay, I'll take it. If they want to call me Papi, fine, you know. As long as we are doing this show, I didn't mind at all.
Yes, yes. And now, not that much, not that much. He's a has-been.
Highly questionable, had many funny bits. Created by me, by the handshake bit. Hell of a segment. Whoa! It's got a little, you gotta let it go. Give me a big hand. I got him. Give me five. I got him. He's a rookie.
Rachel.
One-trick phony. That's what I did. One-trick phony is what I just made him. And then, of course, there was my classic banana phone bit. I saved the show with this.
Oh, the banana. Yeah, the banana, too. I came up with that one. That was my original one.
Let's go. Hello? Hey, Dan, how are you, buddy? Everything good? Yeah, the show went very well, yeah. Easy and Frank, yeah, they're doing the show with me. These guys are pretty good, yeah. Huh? Yeah? You want to talk to Frank? All right, hold on for a second. Yeah, you're Frank.
I thought he wanted to talk to me. Yeah, we're stuck and they needed something different. So I grab it, I put it on my ear and say, Juanito, what's going on, buddy? That's right. How are you doing today? You got my numbers for today? That's right.
Everybody froze on the set and I came to the rescue.
Bobby, are you intrigued? Oh, see, see, I'm very intrigued because I always thought that JaVale McGee was my favorite player in the NBA until I met him here in South Beach. I didn't recognize me. Now I think that he's a mother----.
I carried the show for eight years in the middle of ESPN's lineup, just by saying C. And whenever I said no, a couple of times in about 10 years, everything came to a stop.
Everyone got confused, the producers and everybody, right? Yes.
I felt that there was a large follow on the show. There were Spanish-speaking people, you know. They were attracted, I guess, to my figure as an old man, maybe a grandfather. I used to get letters expressing their liking of the show because of me, my accent, the way I talk, my mannerism. So it was very rewarding in that way. I changed my tone of voice on the show.
feel more Hispanic that's a nice shirt puppy is that a new shirt did you get that for here no your mother bought it your mother bought it for me it's a good shirt she probably she paid top dollar I never spent that kind of money but your mother does so just silk I don't know what rayon I don't know. I always enjoy doing this show because I had an opportunity to work with Dan.
And that's a father's dream to be able to work with the son on a national TV show. And I like it because people, they got to know Dan. Know the guy that is writing columns or that he's talking on the radio that sounds stuck up. Not the asshole. Not the guy who's an asshole. He wanted to show them a different side of Dan. That's right. Because Dan is a nice guy.
And people sometimes, most of the time, they used to get the wrong impression of Dan. But when Dan began working with me on the TV show, then they got to know the real Dan.
Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
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Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
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Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
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That blazer would fend off anyone, though, to be fair.
65 inches for now.
That's a yes. That's a, I've got, I've had one. That's what that laugh is.
Why do you need to do the vows?
David, would you ever stay at a White Lotus resort? No.
He puts former Survivor cast members in his show.
David, I'm hiring you to a lifetime contract.
Some more reporting from Dan today. We are blessed. He's amazing.
Is that what you were going to report in the first part, Dan? Is he the one that's sick? I mean, this is the wrong president we thought was dying.
Dan wanted to make a posthumously, posthumously joke on Monday, and that was how he was able to fit it in.
You can just have that position because he is a baseball fan. Yeah.
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Journalism.
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Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play Is He Human?
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Thank you, everyone. It's so rare.
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What?
So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.
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Thank you.
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Wear a hat. How would that not show up? I don't understand.
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Yeah, this is hotel hair. So I'm in Mobile, Alabama. I'm sitting on the floor of my hotel room right now joining you guys because you've got the senior bowl this week. Do you guys know what that is?
Yes. Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana. Oh, yeah. So yeah, I was actually just looking at the map. I didn't realize we were so close to the water. I just assumed I was in the middle of America. I don't often take a look at where I'm actually going and thinking about it. But yeah, I'm here. It's great. A lot of Italians in Mobile.
I don't think so. I disagree with you. I like coming here because it's actually a pretty laid back environment where you have a lot of the scouts and coaches and general managers kind of just hanging out in their workout gear, watching practice with nothing to do all afternoon. So this is actually a busy few days for me to just catch up with everyone, kind of.
discuss what their plans are here for the offseason. We've got obviously free agency coming up here. They've got the combine in a few weeks. So it's actually a convention of the losers, right? Because none of the teams that are actually playing this weekend, their people aren't here. It's like there's no one from the Chiefs here. There's no one from the Eagles.
This is all those that are now the ones that have moved on and are already looking forward to next season. So while I think
Yeah, before I came back to my room here to join you guys, I was having breakfast with a couple of scouts and they were like, so do you bring a notebook to practice and just keep track of what players are doing? I'm like, what?
And really, as much as this is about the theme here and the feel here is it's about these upcoming players, no one's really focused on that. Everyone is talking about what's coming up next, and obviously everyone's talking about the Eagles and the Chiefs still.
I hope we look back on this and it's not an Adam Gase moment. We look back on it and go, all right, he didn't nail that. But man, can that guy coach because he's had quite the dramatic few days, you know, going. I don't know how much you guys know about how this all came together. I can do it real quick for you in about 40 seconds.
But Tampa Bay Bucks wanted to bring him back as an offensive coordinator, made him the highest paid guy. Jacksonville wants to interview him for the head coaching job. They say, go. Go do it. It's a good experience. You're a young coach. Sit down with an owner. See what that's like. He comes back. He said, I think they really like me. They're like, oh, they can't like you too much.
You need to stay here. You're our OC. You're going to stay here, right? Here's a new deal. We'll give you even more money to stay here. So he's in a win-win situation. He's getting paid a bunch of money to stay as the Tampa Bay Bucs offensive coordinator coaching Baker Mayfield. And then... Part of that verbal agreement was you can't interview anymore. Like it's done, you're here.
He goes quiet, goes dark on them. And he takes a flight to Jacksonville and meets with Shad Khan all day long. And then there they decide that you're gonna be the new head coach of the Jacksonville Jacks. We're gonna pay you Ben Johnson type money, a little less than that actually. Five years, 10 million bucks. And you're gonna have control. You have full control.
It's got to be 40 times now, you know, just from being in sports. And, you know, when he joined ESPN, I'd see him in the green room. And we have some great conversations about life and parents, parenting and family. And, you know, he gives me advice when I don't even ask it. So he goes on his show and he's like, there's this woman, Diana Ruccini. She's reporting that blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm thinking to myself, the guy knows who I am. He talks to me all the time. But it wasn't so much that he botched my name. It was that he had no idea who that person was that was reporting. And I realized in that moment, I don't think Chris knew what I was doing at ESPN. I think he thought I did makeup. So, Shaka Khan.
Yeah, people are pretty gossipy right now. But now that the coaching cycle is wrapping up here, we're just waiting for the Saints to make their hire. The buzz today has really just been Jerry Jones and just the way that press conference went down. I mean, it should be studied because there were so many moments of just awkwardness. There were moments where he was emotional.
The whole thing was really weird. And I kept thinking if... I was Brian Schottenheimer. Does this owner want me here? Because there was some tone in there where it could be condescending at times. I didn't really get this rah-rah speech from Jerry that made me go, okay, I get it. I get why he went in-house, why he went with the offensive coordinator of the head coach that he fired.
Because to me, I don't care what they're trying to sell in Dallas. They did not have a plan. They did not think that this was going to fall apart with Mike McCarthy and that the two sides would go in different directions and that they would be on the market for a head coach. They were not prepared.
Here's something I've learned over the last few weeks about how organizations see themselves. They do not see themselves the way we can see them and criticize. They think everybody wants to be associated with them, including the Jets do. Everyone has this lack of self-awareness because they know there's only 32 of these. They know guys are willing to do whatever it takes.
Look at Liam Cohen's situation. And by the way, I don't even know where I fall in terms of whether or not I think the way he handled his business was professional or not. This is a cutthroat industry, and you only get a few opportunities. Guys, we were talking. Bobby Slowik was getting head coach opening opportunities, and he was fired from the Houston Texans last week.
Lou Anarumo was the sweetheart of the league after the Bengals went to the Super Bowl, and now he's the Colts defensive coordinator, barely. And I say barely because he had a couple options, but... I just think that owners know how hard it is for these coaches to get these jobs, that they simply look at it that way of, you're not good. Mike McCarthy, you're not walking.
I'm gonna offer you a situation, a deal that's maybe not great, but you have no other options. And I think Mike McCarthy looked at the situation was like,
nah i don't want to deal with this anymore i don't i don't want it's not it's not worth it to me at this point and so now you know he's up for the new orleans saints uh head coaching job he have obviously had some flirting there with the chicago bears so there's a market for mike mccarthy um and i think jerry jones always will believe that there's a market for the dallas cowboys uh the philadelphia eagles are in the super bowl and we want answers to just one question how obnoxious has your husband been since
He's been great, actually. It hasn't been too much. We have a little issue just in our marriage where Kevin can't ever just do anything in silence. He always has a podcast playing. And so I definitely have heard way more Philadelphia podcasts. He's the type, after they win, he wants to listen to more and more. It's not like when they lose...
He like he doesn't want to watch anything, doesn't want to listen to anything. The more they win.
Yes, he does. He does. He so he gets up around four. So he usually listens. We drop our show on Tuesday morning and Friday morning. So he listens to that first. But then he'll rip through Rosillo's or through Birds with Friends. I don't even. I don't even know what they're called. I just know that it's all Eagles talk. But yeah, no, he's been good.
I've asked him that question, actually, because I always I look at podcasting as as it's an honor that people take time knowing how busy everybody is and to put that in the schedule. And he has no reason to. He doesn't. I don't make him listen to it.
In fact, 90% of the stuff I say on Scoop City every day, I tell him anyways over dinner or, you know, just in casual conversation when we're talking about, you know, stuff I'm reporting. So it's not like it's new intel. I don't know. He must like it. He listens to it.
Yeah, I think there's moments where he wants me to go harder because he knows how much I know about stuff and I have to hold back because you guys understand the relationships and journalism and trying to protect the people that are giving me this information. So that's really the only stuff he picks on me for. He does get a little sensitive when I criticize some of Jalen's passing game.
Like, he thinks I go a little too hard. But this last show, I apologized to Nick Sirianni. I looked dead into the camera, picked the mic up right to my mouth, and I said, Nick Sirianni, I thought you stunk as a coach at the start of the season. You were stinky. I thought you were getting fired. I thought you lacked emotional intelligence. I thought he lacked horrible game management.
He kind of just seemed like a kid that had the head coaching job and Howie Rosen was smart enough to give him a bunch of adults around him like Vic Fangio and Kellen Moore. But somehow Nick Sirianni has figured out to stay out of the way. So I owe him a really big apology.
Yeah, Lane's number one at his job for sure. Saquon Barkley is number one. A.J. Brown is number one. I'd say Jalen's three. I think when what we just the version of Jalen we just saw that to me, if he can just do continue to do that. And we saw him do this on the big stage the last time they went to the Super Bowl. If you guys remember, he was fantastic the last time they went.
I had some concerns, though, about his ability to really find those receivers. We saw it. A.J. Brown's reading a book on the sideline because of how frustrated he was in the passing game. So I just think the fact that he was let loose a little bit, and I think Nick Sirianni or Kellen Moore was able to come up with a game plan to sort of take that pressure off Jalen and let him just—
let loose a little, which is really my bigger concern for them playing the Chiefs. Because I think if any team plays loose in these moments, in the bigger moments, it's the Kansas City Chiefs. I feel like they lean into it. So that's really my concern headed into the Super Bowl for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Why do you say you didn't say it? You said it, but you said it in a different voice.
Not him. Why do you do the hmm? You're insinuating that we're lying.
No, a lot of people... I saw the words come out of his mouth, but he just muffled them. No, no.
You're often a victim of things being out of context.
It oddly happens with starting quarterbacks inside the AFC East.
That's all that was said I think I've heard some murmurs worried that playing this opponent on holiday usually also means Tua gets a concussion.
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
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You were here early. I'm bummed to hear that that upset you. Did she tell you the weather? I did. I asked her the weather.
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Oh, my God. And I'm talking because... I walked outside, and it was clear as day. Yeah. It's a good whistling day.
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Where is your PR tour? I haven't seen you anywhere. I saw you on Todd McShay.
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I saw you sitting for an hour in the jealousy. This is vintage, Dan. He's trying to pit the two authors of books against one another to deflect away from what Roy called them out on.
Uh-oh. I'm not crazy about this ambiguous timeline. You better be careful.
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who's recording the audio version has it been recorded i am and what i decided by the way halfway through recording the audio book now i did the entire thing but i wait wait wait hold on you've recorded this it's done yes okay yes because that was one of my chief concerns and i told wait wait let me just because i've got a little more information before you go into the full-on grift of
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Which is crazy, because Denzel Ward has this same exact issue and no one knows about it because he's got two as a meat shield. Chris Olave, too.
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It's not a lack of food. There are other foods. Appreciate you, Hogsmash.
Definitely Jimmy Butler, because I'm telling the truth. I don't like wings. I don't like ribs. He's saying money wouldn't have made a difference. He's full of shit.
Are you going to wear that same thing or no? Well, this is an audio medium tonight, so it doesn't really matter.
Maybe you should have checked me out. I'm a celebrity expert picker on ESPN Radio's Tournament Bracket Challenge.
Yeah, of course I did.
I mean, since the Miami Heat have been alive, they've had three times their confetti has rained down the Celtics just twice.
Who are the 15% who think that we're still going after that?
Digest. Well said. Wow. 5-0.
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Yeah, what are you doing, man?
This is like that scene in Major League where they were building a rock. Like, this guy's dead. Cross him off then.
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ESPN, you know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They're not going to make it, you know. Even if they win in, if they lose in Miami.
If they lose in Miami, they don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass, you know what, in Boston, you know.
They were wrong. Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cutting pay? No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting. What is the obvious? They're going to say, oh, the Nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the Altitude. And you know what? The Heat are going to win it all. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
I didn't say you didn't earn it.
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It was just like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know what I expect there because I think he is doing it to a more broad audience. But if you're a Panthers fan tuning into that interview, it was just, hey, Kachuk, say the five things you're most known for. Hey, you did it. Thanks for joining us. That was great. Kachuk was fine there. He had good energy. He wasn't nervous.
But it was just, I almost felt bad for Jimmy Fallon because it was just like, oh, your dad played hockey. Oh, America, you guys fought. Oh, man, that is so hilarious. Oh, and you scored a goal. Sick, man. Thanks for joining us.
Yeah. But it's just kind of awkward. If you're a diehard Panthers fan and you were looking for anything there, obviously. Did he ask about his groin?
Yeah, he said, you're currently injured, but you'll be back soon. He's like, yeah, I'll be back soon, I think. He said soon, I think?
He's like, I'm working to get back, but I love playing for my country. He turned it to America really quick.
He'll be back for the playoffs. And he mentioned multiple times about just the honor it was to wear the USA on his chest. So there were opportunities there for the serious follow-up, but that's not really a bad thing.
No, you have to accept it.
I don't know if it's because we were there. I'm good with it. Obviously, if he was out for the year, I'd probably think differently. But being there, seeing the emotion of it, you tell me he's out for a couple weeks, like, worth it. This was that important.
The Sweden game was not important, though. That is a factor. Right.
How would we have felt if before the tournament, Kachuk's like, I'm sitting out Four Nations. Don't want to get hurt. I would have been like, oh, that sucks.
I think we did this on my dad's podcast. Really? Are Cadillacs still the Cadillac? Like beyond just an Escalade? What car is a Cadillac? I'm looking it up. What's the Cadillac of cars these days?
God bless Australian rules football. Super sincere apology. Ass on.
Well, it does. You have to win. Financially, it doesn't. The tweets are already out there of the difference he's made.
It's a made-up tournament. It is. It's like the Four Nations.
Weren't they essentially put in that World Cup because they have Messi? Yes.
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It means absolutely nothing. All right. Thank you, Joe Mazzulla. Just absolutely nothing. This guy's becoming one of my favorite coaches. He was, like, annoying at the beginning, but I like what he does with the media. Just means nothing.
I hope you both get in trouble now. Two minutes right here in the shipping container for trying to leave.
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That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
R.I.P. Rest in peace.
How about my dad always wins. The trout wearing a wig is great.
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We got a trout wig up on the screen right now. I apologize to New Zealand as well.
Me maximum. Me maximum. Me maximum. Me maximum. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Oh, hey, what's up, Greg?
Oh, hey, Greg. Do my defense. I think I was looking at your dad. I know that you're Chris. I know that. But I think I was looking at your dad and then I heard. So I was like, what's up, Greg? There you go.
Yeah. Sorry. I love you, Chris. I love all the Cody's. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's fine. Listen, the other day I called my husband Xander, who's my son, and it creeped him out. So don't feel bad.
Yeah, I was shaking my head going like this when you were asking that question. I know. Same thing as Chris, not Greg. I know my child. Hey, what's up, Greg? I know my childhood numbers for a house that no one lives at anymore. And then I know my husband's, my mom and my dad's. And that would be it for me. So anybody else like if I don't have my phone, I'm effed.
I realized I was washed maybe like, I mean, I've known that I'm washed, but I realized like a couple of months ago, my phone started ringing and I was like, who the is calling me this late? It was like seven forty five. So I don't I don't I don't like when people call me. And then it also annoys me when people text me. So in general, I'm learning I just don't like communication with people at all.
I think probably the outside interests, like me and Andrea Carter and Chanae Agumake were on Good Morning America yesterday. And like real GMA, not like GMA3 or GMA Weekend, like proper one, like sitting across from Robin Roberts. So I would say that, like people wanting to have us at events or wanting me to host events purely because of my connection to women's basketball.
I think you know, you guys have all been in the industry a long time. You always had to come into whatever respective network it was. It was promising that you knew NFL, that you knew maybe NBA, like you had to cover the men's sports. And then women's sports were always an add on. Right. It was like, OK. And then in addition to your main stuff, you'll also do you'll dabble in women's sports.
And now we're starting to see, I think, networks, ESPN and other ones as well that are staffing specifically for women that are. giving it to people as their full time jobs as opposed to an add on or a side hustle that they do. So in terms of what I do, I think it's just not just the interest, but the resources behind it.
You know, like the women's even when I took on this space four years ago, it was sort of a breeding ground for like new people. You know, it's like you come and like you learn your chops and you go through your You're whatever on the women's side. And now we're getting, you know, the best of everyone, the best graphics people, the best researchers, the best producers.
So I just think it's it's how much more interest, but also just how much more resources are put behind it.
I love when politicians try to cosplay as irrational, angry fans. How many West Virginia games we think that dude's watched this year? Where's West Virginia in terms of public school rankings? Because I think they're like 35th in the United States. Where's your outrage for that?
Where's your outrage for literally anything else that's happening in the country right now, but this is your sticking point? You're pissed about this? Here's what I would say. If you want to leave no doubt, that is completely in your hands to leave absolutely no doubt.
You either build that resume throughout the year or you win your respective conference tournament and then you don't have to worry about the corrupt committee. I don't agree with a lot of their opinions. I know that a lot of this is because I believe the AD for UNC is the committee chair. And this happens across.
All of sports is that if there's a selection committee, they typically come from a school. They're supposed to excuse themselves when it comes to these conversations. But the truth is, like anybody in this space, Dan called this a little bit ago. We had Tom Crean on our show just the other day before the UNC Duke game. And he basically said, like, if UNC.
fights a little bit and tries hard, if all things are equal, they're always gonna go with a blue blood. And that's because of ratings, right? Like they're always gonna go with a blue blood team like a UNC with the hopes that they'll face a Duke and that would be a ratings bonanza. Do I think that UNC was deserving based on their resume? Not really. I think they're one in 12 and quad one wins.
Nobody even knows what that actually means. But like... Whenever politicians do this, it's so annoying to me because you don't care. You don't actually care. You're just trying to rally up your base, curry a little bit of favor, but you don't care. And there are certainly more important things in the state of West Virginia that need to be addressed.
Yes. Yeah. When we saw this bracket, I was like, ooh. We talked to the committee after we got the bracket. We get the bracket right before the show airs because we do have to build graphics and things like that. Spoiler alert to the folks at home, we don't learn in real time. So we get a chance to just debrief with them before the show.
And they claim that they don't look at those kinds of things, potential rematches from a year ago. They don't look at, you know, what would be, we feel, and as TV people robbing people of a potential Final Four matchup between two of the faces in the league in UConn and USC.
But yeah, she's looking at her bracket and she's going, we earned a one seed and you make us have the toughest path because to get to the Final Four, we potentially have to go through UConn, a team that, by the way, ended their season last year when they were a one seed in the Elite Eight and a team that they already had to face this year.
And the thing about Juju Watkins is she is incredible and otherworldly. She's also one of those players that the more you play her, the more you sort of figure out a way to defend her. And so if I'm Lindsey, I'm absolutely upset. I know Dawn Staley was upset as well. She felt like they earned the right to be the number one overall seed.
The thing that kills me with the committee is that sometimes it feels like they judge people by some criteria and then they don't judge them by the other. For example, Texas.
We talked to them specifically about Texas, who got absolutely boat raced in the SEC championship, who barely beat LSU in the semifinals, an LSU team that didn't have Anissa Morrow or Flagey Johnson, which is like 45 points for them. And they didn't end the season particularly strong.
She brought up UConn beating the brakes off of South Carolina as the reason that they didn't jump to that number one overall seed. But nobody finished the season out stronger than South Carolina. Notre Dame finished the season out incredibly poor, and they were punished by being on the three line, but they sort of just ignored Texas. So...
The criteria doesn't really tend to make a lot of sense to me, but I think that, yeah, Lindsay's upset because she sees what awaits her, and that's trying to get through another one of the best guards in the country to get to the Elite Eight.
I hear you, Chris. There we go. I had to get you back. I'm sorry. I hear you, Greg. I think, you know, they put these microphones in the face of these coaches very quickly. I also think that she's trying to send a message to the committee. She did say a few times in that clip, like, I don't know how my team feels. I'm sure they just feel excited. We're hosting games.
We got a big game, a big game coming up with UNC Greensboro to start the tournament. But I think she's just sort of expressing her frustration for feeling like and here's my thing.
we are still at a place like the numbers are growing and we know that the games never had more attention but we are still at a place where the committee should be keeping in mind potential matchups and what that means for ratings and i think like it would have been nothing you guys to swap texas and usc nobody would have thought twice about it because yes while ucla ended up getting the best of them in the big ten tournament usc had beat them twice previously
And so it would have made total sense to swap those two. And then not only do you not have to deal with a USC-UConn matchup in the Elite Eight, but you also avoid, if everything goes chalk, you also avoid potentially having a Final Four matchup.
with two Big Ten rivals that will be facing each other for the fourth frickin' time, and two SEC rivals that will be facing each other for the fourth time. And as Rebecca Lobo said, that's not beautiful basketball.
When you face a team four times in one year, it just doesn't typically lead to a great competition that's high-scoring, this beautiful basketball that we hope to see that helps expand and grow the game. I feel like the committee could have taken that into consideration. We said the same thing last year when we saw Iowa LSU would be in a lead eight matchup and not a potential final four matchup.
It worked out in the end, and we got UConn and Iowa. We got two of the biggest faces in the game playing each other. The ratings reflected it, as did the finals. But it just would have been nothing to swap those two, and I agree with her. I don't know.
Yeah. Yeah. Like there's there. Yeah. You build a little bit of that. And maybe you could say on one side that the committee says, well, we need these elite eight games to also have high ratings. Right. If you look at the bigger picture. So that is going to be a ratings bonanza, USC and UConn. But yeah, that's my point is that. I don't really know.
I'm with Lindsey Gottlieb and that like I would just love to just sit down and figure out what exactly they have to follow an S curve. There's things like that. There's a whole lot of other things that they have to do. They can't have conference opponents meet each other too early.
I get that they're dealing with a lot of metrics and it's not an exact science, but it just feels like it would be very easy to manipulate these just a little bit to the point where like no one would know. It could be their secret. They could keep it to themselves, but ultimately we get the matchups that we deserve.
Disgusting. I don't want your I don't want your dirty dog around food. Yeah. Why? Gross. And I know you're going to cook most of it, but like, no, especially the ones that like put them in a carrier. So they have even closer proximity to the produce. Why do you need emotional support in the grocery store?
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No douche, that's me. Go. You're holding me up because you're distracted? No, I'm very impatient in the car. You need to drive.
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You guys know this is the end of the season for me, certainly for RC as well. I'm taking a break. Won't be on TV for a long time. But I just want to say thank you to you guys, Stephen A., Miles, Shannon, for a great season. Love being with you guys. I love you all. Never know what the future holds, but I'm taking a break. I'm sure RC is as well. So I just want to say thank you.
Appreciate you guys so much. We love you, Dan.
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Sorry. Sticking with college football because that day belongs to us. The NFL has enough. They've taken it all. They took from the NBA. They're not taking from us. But I'm taking Tennessee plus 7.5 against Ohio State. Ohio State's got some offensive line issues. We saw that against Michigan, and Tennessee's defense is phenomenal.
Also, fun fact, Tennessee fans have started planning where they would take the goal post and dump it in the river if they beat Ohio State at Ohio State.
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God would spit that out.
Yes. That's the one.
Thank you. Yeah.
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I saw somebody drive that today right here in South Florida. He was driving a BMW on the right side of the car. I was like, what's going on here? Or like the wrong side. My mailman does that.
I mean, it's like what Leslie Nielsen did with Airplane. He was a dramatic actor before he did that movie.
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Shout out to Riley Opelka, friend of the show. He's back. I had the same exact thing happen running into one of my daughter's friends at the mall over the holidays, but I did not go in for the shake hands and introduce. I kind of like kept the distance. I let the kids talk, and I just like, I acknowledged the parents, but it was just kind of like a hello from a distance.
I didn't want to do the thing of like, let's get into 10 minutes of small talk.
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Ich will das nicht. Ich will das nicht.
I think I would want her to. I don't want her to die, too. Right. Eighty-nine percent of the audience said, yes, Willow will.
I don't know. It makes me sad to think about. I think if it were between me and Lehman, she'd eat me first, for sure.
There's just more meat on my bones.
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Hey, this is Mike. Been listening for like 15 years. Dan, I'm amazed sometimes how you can't put two and two together for what a smart man you are. You're talking about Belichick's girlfriend getting onto the commercial and no other manager's ever done that. Have you looked at the weight? Have you looked at how they look? Hermit. I'm going to call again and try to get it in one take. Sorry, guys.
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DAN LEBATARD!
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This guy's a natural.
Tonight, there's a mystery brewing in South Florida. I can't believe that. Who is that guy? It's supposed to be a statue of the man asking that question. Miami Heat legend Dwayne Wade. But the internet is not quite so sure. That is not D. Wade. That's Shannon Sharp, The Rock. Like, who is that? Outside the Heat home arena Sunday, the team unveiled this new tribute to the man known as D. Wade.
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You're nobody. You are an infant. You have no thick skin. I literally put together a freaking stage for your toenail. I am your career right now, pal.
You have messed with me, David, and now you're messing with me, and I'm more dangerous, pal.
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Tough to be better than 27-9 over your last two seasons and change. Go ahead, Andy Reid. I dare you to go 14-2 and allow Alex Smith to leave Arrowhead Stadium, to leave Kansas City. Go ahead, I dare you. Because of Patrick Mahomes. Because you think you could turn Patrick Mahomes into something that Alex Smith is not. Alex Smith is a very good quarterback. Okay?
No, he's a very good quarterback, Dan.
I said slightly above average is a fair place for you to put him, but I've always said that Alex Smith is a very good quarterback. I am rooting for Alex Smith to finally get it done this year because I've always said that Alex Smith is a good quarterback. And Andy Reid, the audacity...
First off, to do this to Alex Smith, who's been very good and loyal to Andy Reid and won him a lot of football games, to dangle Patrick Mahomes out there because Andy Reid thinks he's some sort of quarterback whisperer, which he is not, by the way. He is not, because if he was, Alex Smith would be better than he's been the last few years. Wow.
Yes, perfect. Which he is not, by the way. I love that slur there. Which he is not, by the way. Say it again.
Could be the best tandem in the league. If Johnson's going to be that good, he's a freak.
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You know what? Go ahead and do it, showman.
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Don Levitard. That was a long story. Yeah. It's the only kind he tells.
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Where did look at me Leroy come from?
Did you ask for anything yesterday?
Look at us. Pat on the back. Thank you.
We cut away from it, right, when he got to it.
Ich würde gerne einmal gehen. Das wäre cool.
Eine halbe Sekunde ist wie eine Stunde auf dem 40-Jahr-Dash.
Ich habe früher gerne gehört, dass er spricht, und jetzt ist es mir einfach nur schrecklich. Ich habe das gehört. Von ihm und der GM. Jede offene Saison für die letzten fünf Saisons. Es ist wie, oh, wir haben Optionen in der Freien Agentur. Wir schauen uns den Draft an. Ja, kein Scheiß. Wie geht es dir, wenn du eigentlich jemanden bekommst, aber dieses Mal? Es ist immer dieses Statement.
Und dann spenden sie einen dritten Rundpick auf einen Guard, der stinkt. Und das ist alles, was wir tun.
Gott, war er so charmant am Anfang.
Ich bin gerade in diesem Clip da. Ich sage dir, vor dem Clip war ich noch gut bei McDaniel. Währenddessen habe ich gesagt, ich habe das seit fünf Jahren gehört, fertig damit.
We're all not looking, but Dan still is.
Just waiting for Chris to hit the music. No, that's good. There's no music.
The pushing behind a player? Because a quarterback's sneak you can't take out of the game.
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I think we got it, Mike. Thank you.
Oh shit. Let me put my hood on and see how this goes.
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David, are you in a retirement home?
What are you willing to call them? Are you willing to go to dipshit?
A guy who doesn't vote for Ichiro to be in the Hall of Fame.
Then that would be a compliment. That'd be a cool guy. Would it be?
In this country?
No wit.
Very good at origin words, I guess.
Sometimes it is just wrong, though.
This is the first step to you falling in love with ChatGPT. It's happening.
It's so good and it adds so much to that. Picture that movie without the score. It's kind of like...
Look at this, typical sports show, arguing about scores.
It's like when your right arm cramps. That's like an almost heart attack.
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Not terrible. Pretty good.
That was hilarious.
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Don Levitard. It's a three. The crowd goes into a delusion.
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Absolutely.
Have you seen some of the things that he's had people do to him under a table? I do not see what you guys are saying.
I haven't really listened to a lot of interviews with him, but when I see him at a press conference, I'm not like, oh man, that is a charismatic coach. When you see him at a press conference, he's saying things like, Larry Bird ain't walking through that door.
I'm not saying he's, he might be a decent quote, but just like, he doesn't ooze charisma. No, he has charisma. He has a lot of charisma. Riz. He's got Riz. Agree to disagree. Okay. Does he know? Honestly, me too.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
We have it all.
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I mean, there's still Batman and Robin.
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Yo no soy un peo trabado. No soy peo trabado. Soy peo orgulloso. Stop!
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Has Greg ever asked you guys, like, why do you keep cutting me off?
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It's not a juice glass.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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Wow. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice. I mean-
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On average. Not on purpose, often. Sometimes they lose control.
Because you took it. I got some numbers on Hip Hop Hitches. The current active leader is Starling Marte with 161 so far in his career. Single season record, Huey Jennings back in 1896. The modern is... How much did Huey Jennings have? Huey Jennings had 51.
Craig Biggio with 285.
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You eat like a squirrel. What's the unhealthiest nut?
I've heard pistachios.
Christopher Guest, one of the most awkward interviews in our show's history. Awkward guest?
Yeah, he was deadpan. I was going to say, Guest didn't bring a lot of energy, and Dan checked out on it.
The clap and done with an interview? We haven't seen that in a while, actually.
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Here come the Panthers off a spinny backhand pass and they score.
We have one more clip. A bit more efficient. Guys, play the next one.
Put sad Jurassic Park in my vein.
Mitch, what was that? Here come the Panthers off a spinny backhand pass and they score.
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Mally, that's really good, Dan.
I don't play Mally.
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wide open and Smith what a way to do it
Strike three, call 105 on the inter-edge. Swing and a miss, strike three. It was 105.5 miles an hour.
2-2.
Struck him out looking. There it is. Would like to congratulate Greg Maddox on his 3,000th career strikeout.
This ball obviously just getting away from him, but what's the reaction of John Kruk? Would you say his heart is palpitating a bit?
But again, being on a mound...
He's made it six in a row to start the day. Paul Skeen.
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Defeat the Texas Rangers 3-2 on a little iffy play. Jammed him with a fastball.
That'll do it. Yankees in the ninth inning, no runs and two men left on base. And the final score, the Texas Rangers seven and the Yankees two.
3rd and 14 of the 19. Brees into the end zone. Parker, did he get in? Yes! Touchdown, Sandy!
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I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
So you got the third best quarterback in the portal, which is big news for Iowa. You should be happy today.
What do you make of that, Lucy, that whole story? Well, we've arrived at a guy who might forego the NFL draft and go to another college for a fifth season for, I guess the reports are somewhere between $6 to $10 million a year, which is more than he would make in the NFL. We've arrived there and we've gotten there pretty quickly, which is amazing.
It feels like 12 teams was about seven too many. What do you think?
Well, we do. But, Lucy, I do wonder, like, if we were under the old college football playoff system last year, okay, and they were just selecting four teams. Of the four teams that are playing, two on Thursday, two on Friday, of the four teams that are playing, which team gets left out because Oregon is in?
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You've been telling us all season you like Penn State, that Penn State is legit good. Like, listen, the one benefit of the playoff is we found out... No, you did. You said that at one point. Yeah, all the time. You said it all the time. You say it all the time. You said it every week.
I'm in a bad mood.
I think the one benefit of the playoff is at least we figured out before we got to the Final Four that Oregon stinks.
Which of the two games are you most excited for?
Billy, are you excited for this? I feel like you're not as... I'm excited. Are you? Yeah, why not? I mean, you love Penn State, huh? It'll be fun, yeah. You don't think it'll be fun? I don't know. I have to be honest. I miss the 14 playoff. I mean, I don't like... Lucy, these games were bad.
We had all this time to sit around and figure out how we're going to do a 12-team playoff, and what we came up with is Boise State getting a bye week. Arizona State on a bye week. Something feels wrong about it. I don't feel like we saw the best 12 teams in the country.
Maybe it's the newness of it, Lucy. Just something feels off about this college football season. I don't know.
That's the thing. Billy, you identified the problem. We have like an eight versus a six. It doesn't make sense.
Ooh. What seed is Arizona State? I think they were the four. So I have a four next to their name. Um... I don't want Arizona State in my college football Final Four. I don't. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. No, I don't. I'll take Iowa. I mean, Iowa's fine. We have a quarterback. Listen, I've said the same thing about March Madness and college basketball.
I am fine with the Cinderella's right up until the Elite Eight. Then get the hell out of my Final Four. I don't need them. I don't want them. I mean, who wants Arizona State? I mean... You do?
Billy, you identified the problem. It's an eight next to Ohio State. Now they're this scrappy eight seed who made it to the final four. They're the most talented team in the country.
Make me feel better. Put better numbers next to these teams. If you were to rank the four teams remaining, how would you rank them? One through four.
All right. I feel better. Why? Because there's a 1, 2, 3, and a 4, and not a 6, 7, 5, and an 8. That's why. I don't know.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I don't want Arizona State in my playoff. What's the championship game you're most rooting for? Is it Notre Dame, Ohio State?
God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stu Gatz. We have the college football semifinals coming up. Got a game down here at the Orange Bowl. We have a game on Friday night as well, the Cotton Bowl. Chris Sims, our buddy, going to the Cotton Bowl. Oh, God, I hope they lose so bad. And Lucy is going to join us here in just a second. Is that the team?
Yeah, but he's big game James now because he's 2-0 in the postseason. I mean, that's the other problem I have. And I said this at the beginning of the season. All a 12-team playoff does is prolong the career of James Franklin, who couldn't get in when it was four teams, you know?
Or recently graduated players, right?
They were ahead of the times, Lucy. They were. Notre Dame.
More annoying fan base, Notre Dame or Penn State?
How about Texas-Ohio State? Annoying fan base.
Do you want Texas to lose more than any of the other four teams? I mean...
If you gave Ryan Day the choice of playing any of the three remaining playoff teams besides his team to play Ohio State, if you gave Ryan Day the choice of playing Texas, Penn State, Notre Dame, or Michigan, does he choose Michigan?
They're the worst team by far, Lucy.
But he's the best coach of the four coaches remaining. I think Ryan Day is probably the best coach, right?
We're potentially going to have a national champion that lost to Michigan or a national champion that lost to Northern Illinois. Yeah.
Who's the quarterback you trust the most headed into the Final Four here?
Billy, it just dawned on me we should have the, if Notre Dame wins, have the Northern Illinois coach on with Golik, and he should anoint himself the national champion.
Okay.
You cannot have a team win a national championship that has lost to Northern Illinois. You just can't. There's something off about this. And the Super Wild Card weekend doesn't help because now college football and its final two games and these championship games feels like an appetizer to the NFL. You know?
Santa Claus brought you a quarterback. We're going to ruin him. That's probably true. We're going to ruin him. It's such a great question. People often ask me what Billy was asking you about having a quarterback and if that changes things. I don't know. Mikey, how would you respond if the Jets won a Super Bowl?
I feel like it would take away from the luster and the pain of being a Jet fan, don't you? I wouldn't know how to act if they won a Super Bowl.
I like being this miserable fan base, though. I'm kind of used to it, you know? Yeah. No, I'm good. We can change it. That's why, because I thought Lucy was kind of okay because she's been in it so long, being that team in the Big Ten that scores six points a game. I thought she loved that. On a good day.
Yeah, there was something bonding with the fan base about that, and now you lose that when you're scoring 52 a game, Lucy.
We might if this guy's good.
Mikey, are you fired up for this thing? I don't know what I'm doing with college football in this Final Four, but I don't know. It doesn't excite me. Really? Yeah.
He's no Chuck long. Let's see.
Wait, do you have a top five Iowa quarterbacks of all time? This would be great. Yeah.
You can go one to five. Chuck Long is going to be one, right?
Do it however you want.
I thought you were going to put the kid that you just got out of the portal at number one. But anyway, go ahead.
Okay. That's it? The guy who hasn't played a snap for Iowa is number three. I love that.
All right, who's going to win these games?
Who's going to win these games, Lucy? Tell us.
And Notre Dame-Ohio State, what do you think in there?
Does Ryan Day get fired if they win?
All right? Would Ohio State rather have beaten Michigan and lose in the championship game?
I think Michigan should throw a parade in Ann Arbor if Ohio State wins the national championship. They should. Can we get behind that? You and I, can we get behind it?
All right, Lucy, have a safe trip down here. I'm glad you perked up towards the end of this because college football is the thing that you love and it seems to make you sad now. Yeah.
Well, yes, but that's not because of college football. That's because of NFL Super Wild Card Weekend. No, I do love this. Listen, I do love this. The fact that you get a game Thursday night, you get a game Friday night, and then you get the two wild card games on Saturday, three on Sunday, one on Monday. It is a great five to six days of football. So for that, I am grateful, yes.
Wow.
Well, Mark Gronowski is not Aaron Rodgers, either. But anyway.
It's them or North Dakota State.
It is the good thing about all the college football changes. The portal, the good thing about it is that kid can go to Iowa now and have a platform that's big enough where if he's good, the NFL is going to come calling.
Wow. It's got to be like at least... It's got to be like $2 million, though, right?
How many games did he start?
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We're going to ruin him. A budding metropolis. All right, Lizzie, enjoy the games. Enjoy your new quarterback. We'll see you down here in South Florida.
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Yes, right.
You love completions, incompletions, penalties. You love challenge flags. You love all of it. He loves a good false start. Oh, God, I love that.
We appreciate your support. What if it gets to Texas, Notre Dame? Who are you guys going to root for? Oh, my gosh. That would be perfect for Goblin football.
So you have Sims versus Golik. Who are we rooting for?
I mean, Mike has a house in South Bend.
And Gullock can't get there soon enough.
He loves that. The linebacker bar, whatever that place is.
Flies in for the big game.
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We're not getting into it. It's the linebacker lounge, by the way. I'm sorry. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Golik loves going there. Oh, of course. It's got a house there, right?
Sims flies in for the big games that aren't in Austin, by the way. Yeah. Not in Austin.
Probably in a private jet. Golik, the Golik family, the entire family, they're flying coach.
From their Arizona house to their South Bend house.
But they're sitting in the back of the plate. The back row of first class on the plate.
Madden?
What's your strategy, if Texas indeed wins this thing, to neuter Chris Simms' excitement? Do you have a... You going to remind them how much the school hates them? I don't know. You don't know yet. I mean, we'll ask them.
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Yeah.
Wow.
There's no such thing as a good Iowa quarterback.
That's good.
I think Billy was in the process, though, of explaining to you how to play the game. Like, is there a way he has to deliver that, Billy? No, she gets it. She gets it.
Feels more like a defensive tackles name, right? Mark Granowski. Mark Granowski.
How many guys left before he was the top guy remaining? Yeah, exactly.
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You should have dressed like the Pope today. That would have been great. Oh, my God. That would have been better. Well, no, the Pope has to be bad. Oh, you're right.
And then also, I got to tell you. I'm reading between the lines. Here's to God. Ed didn't say this. He'd never say this. But he kind of said it. A little bit easy for Christian. He had all these genetics. I mean, all he had to do was fulfill his destiny.
Right.
Unlike Ed.
Yes. Ed had to come in here.
It had to work. So Larry Zonka got stuck at sea one time, like, in the Bering Straits or something. They had to come and rescue him with a helicopter. He did, for real. I think Rob Conrad was out, like, on a boat by himself, fell off the boat. No, the boat was drowning, and he had to swim to shore.
I got to. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe buddy system, do something. Don't go out by yourself on the boat and maybe be careful when you're out fishing because the franchise does have a history of problems on boats.
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Key, because you've got to do it at the actual facility, right? At the Publix or whatever.
Pour a glass of wine, do your scratch-offs.
No, no, no. I'm doing it right there, because if I win, I'm turning in at the Publix right there so I can get my money.
If it's less... There are two strategies. There are the people that just scratch it right there. I'm with Jess, though. If I'm going to do it, it's going to be a whole thing. We're going to bring it home.
The other option is a fingernail.
It's gross.
Are you staying strong with it, Roy, or are you backing off?
Hell yeah. That's a great question. Yeah, excellent question. I mean, you're definitely, if you're still swiping in this day and age, you're just a monster.
Sometimes you want to tap it first before. I'm pro-tapping, but there's these, every once in a while you find the one, it's like, where am I supposed to tap? You're like, all of a sudden you're like hovering your card.
Yeah, but then with the inserting, all of a sudden you get the terrible feeling of, sir, it's not in enough. Can you really get it in there more? You got to hold it in there. It's more of a dangerous game, the inserting. I'm a tapper.
What are we looking for with the rattle? Like when you say you shake it. If it comes off. If it comes off. It shouldn't come off.
But when I'm inserting, I'm just staring at this thing, waiting for the words remove card to pop up. It's just such a stressful thing. With the tapping, you see the little lights go across it that light up. You're like, all right, I'm nailing this.
I'm with you, Dan. There's nothing better than a gas station? When you insert that thing right, though, there's nothing better in terms of just feeling you get.
No, I'm saying in the paying world, there's no better feeling in the paying world than when you insert that thing right and you feel that back wall.
I'm with you. It's rarely efficient. It demands I put it in a bag. It's like, no, I'd like to carry these two items out of the store. It's like, please put it in the bag. You can't scan your next item until it's in there. It's like, no, I'm just holding it. Okay. You don't tell me where I'm putting it. If I have enough items that I need a bag, I'll put it in the bag.
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I cannot believe that an NFL team in 2022 is entering the year with Geno Smith as their quarterback. Scorching hot take. We'll see Drew Locke this season. Of course. We'll see a third quarterback. We'll see them be linked with every, like, Jimmy Garoppolo is going to get waived. He might go there. Like, I just can't fathom.
I can't fathom that an NFL team decided after eight months of being able to plan for a draft, for free agency, for quarterbacks coming available via trade. They're like, you know what we're going to do? Geno Smith.
I will sit. I mean, if that exact stat line happens, I will sit and do this show in my underpants.
Career, 34 touchdowns, 37 interceptions. Please.
34 career touchdowns.
I'll do a show from my bathtub if Geno Smith does this. Free yourself, King. Let me write that down.
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Now I'm interested.
Please give a thunderous welcome that properly expresses how eternally grateful we are for these legends' bountiful contributions to sport and society. Here is Dan Patrick. And Dan Levitar.
It is time for Stu Gatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
You must have quit, by the way.
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That's Alfonso Ribeiro. Now, how do you think that Larry Fitzgerald... And the sun. The sun.
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Don Levitard. Let's go to 80. His name is Bo. Wow. I think Billy typed an eight instead of a B. Fine. It's the clearest day of buying. Two dollars. Stugatz. Number eight. It's Chris Corder on the line. It's easy.
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No, no, that's okay. No, no, no, because this is a good one. You're going to like this.
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We are. New Orleans. I'm excited.
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V.a. wie Connor Hellebuck in der ersten Pause die zwei Tore gewonnen hat. Aber er hat den Rest der Strecke sehr gut gespielt und es war ein Wunder, dass die Jets zurückgekommen sind.
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Everything was such consummate ease. It was effortless. They broke the ball up, and he'd go out and get it and dunk it. They knew something unnatural was going to happen here.
This is an interview with Daryl Imhoff, I-M-H-O-F-F, in Eugene, Oregon, on July 8, 2003. By the way, I double-tape in case one tape fails. Okay. Isn't this interesting? Yeah, so... Gosh.
You know, Wilt was an attraction, and I was going to have to spend the next night in his armpit, so I wasn't looking forward to that. Did you?
And he started backing in and I held my position and Willie Smith called me for a foul. And I said, Willie... I'm allowed a position, and I said, why don't you give the guy 100 points, we'll all go home. I mean, you did say that. Yeah, I said that. Why don't you give him 100 points, we'll all go home. And he did.
My word is a farce. It was a farce of a game. It was not, I don't think it was a legitimate type of thing where a guy goes out in the course of the event. I mean, we had guys score 60 points. Elgin Bader scored 60 points against us in the guard. I mean, that was a legitimate great performance. Jerry West had 60 against us in the sports arena. Same year? in that year.
It was one of those things where guys had individual performances that were great, but it wasn't done the way that one was done. And that's what makes that a force. I just don't see it as one of the great games ever, and I think the 100-point game is totally out of context with what we consider the great games that were played in the NBA by great players.
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Survey said... Oh, my God. Why?
evaluate you thought it was settled in the orange bowl baloney we have with us here on our very stage here in orlando the hurricanes of miami of florida so scared so cute dan's already one of his own cars just all over that this american drove one mile in under 40 seconds that was an average speed of 91 miles an hour name that american auto manufacturer Miami, Dan. Ford.
Henry Ford, that is correct.
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Wait, you're 19 in this class? 1972 Summer Olympic Games took place in what city? Oklahoma Camp. Munich. Munich is right. Which Boston Red Sox pitcher... Oh, here's the buzzer technique. Here's Dan's.
Roger Clemens. Look at Dan. All right, Roger Clemens. gesture and that that wraps up our 100 second round and oklahoma is the champion
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Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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