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I mean, Dan makes me write a song so that I can work here every day. Best song ever, though.

I mean, Dan makes me write a song so that I can work here every day. Best song ever, though.

This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

I thought that, what is he talking about? Well, you know, I thought that he was joking. I said, well, you know, I couldn't believe it. I never believed it until I was on the set. I thought that the show was going to last for about four to six weeks. It's a terrible idea.

I thought that, what is he talking about? Well, you know, I thought that he was joking. I said, well, you know, I couldn't believe it. I never believed it until I was on the set. I thought that the show was going to last for about four to six weeks. It's a terrible idea.

Yeah, I figure, you know, it's going to explode like a big bomb after six weeks or so.

Yeah, I figure, you know, it's going to explode like a big bomb after six weeks or so.

Well, I mean, you know, it was something that I was not really expecting. I guess that it's easier to call me Papi than Gonzalo. Gonzalo is a very difficult name to spell. So I said, Papi, okay, I'll take it. If they want to call me Papi, fine, you know. As long as we are doing this show, I didn't mind at all.

Well, I mean, you know, it was something that I was not really expecting. I guess that it's easier to call me Papi than Gonzalo. Gonzalo is a very difficult name to spell. So I said, Papi, okay, I'll take it. If they want to call me Papi, fine, you know. As long as we are doing this show, I didn't mind at all.

Yes, yes. And now, not that much, not that much. He's a has-been.

Yes, yes. And now, not that much, not that much. He's a has-been.

Highly questionable, had many funny bits. Created by me, by the handshake bit. Hell of a segment. Whoa! It's got a little, you gotta let it go. Give me a big hand. I got him. Give me five. I got him. He's a rookie.

Highly questionable, had many funny bits. Created by me, by the handshake bit. Hell of a segment. Whoa! It's got a little, you gotta let it go. Give me a big hand. I got him. Give me five. I got him. He's a rookie.

Rachel.

Rachel.

One-trick phony. That's what I did. One-trick phony is what I just made him. And then, of course, there was my classic banana phone bit. I saved the show with this.