Drew Afualo

Y'all cut me on the show.

and a little cowboy hat, and here's what I would do to play.

This was my play, okay?

This was my play, I was like seven.

I would go out in the yard with a shovel, and I would dig in a ditch for a couple hours.

I would just dig around, I'd move dirt around, and I'd go inside all dirty and sweaty, and my mom would be like, how was work today?

Girl, girl, the way I would go in the house dirty, I'd be like rolling up my sleeves, I'd be like, can I get some water?

She'd be like, can I get some water?

And my coworkers were all imaginary, named after country music stars.

I'd be like, oh, me, Kenny, Chesney.

Me, Kenny, Chesney, Tim McGraw.

I said, me, Kenny, and Tim got about as much done as we could out there today, but it was a hot one, and my mom would be like, I know that's right, but I'm dead ass serious.

Reba's going to wring my neck in the morning.

I'm dead ass serious.

Reba's going to have my ass.

I would go out there and dig ditches, and I would just dig all day long, and I'd go inside.

My mom, who's actually a single mom working multiple jobs, by the way, would have to play along to my little bits.

We're going to see if she answers me right now.

I'm not kidding.

Oh, my God.