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Drew Afualo

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381 total appearances

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Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Story as old as time itself. And I kind of just shot in the dark, like just based off what he looks like. That's typically what I do. But I said, he looked like an old lineman at a D3 school who doesn't play. And that's a very funny sports joke. And my audience doesn't always get sports jokes, but some of them do. And that one spun him out. Outstanding. Right. You get that joke. It's hilarious.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Story as old as time itself. And I kind of just shot in the dark, like just based off what he looks like. That's typically what I do. But I said, he looked like an old lineman at a D3 school who doesn't play. And that's a very funny sports joke. And my audience doesn't always get sports jokes, but some of them do. And that one spun him out. Outstanding. Right. You get that joke. It's hilarious.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Story as old as time itself. And I kind of just shot in the dark, like just based off what he looks like. That's typically what I do. But I said, he looked like an old lineman at a D3 school who doesn't play. And that's a very funny sports joke. And my audience doesn't always get sports jokes, but some of them do. And that one spun him out. Outstanding. Right. You get that joke. It's hilarious.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

And what's crazy about that joke is that he spun out. He made like 15 videos about me after. He was so angry. But in the video, my fiance ended up looking him up. He really was an O-lineman at a D3 school and had no stats recorded for that year. And I said... I shot in the dark and I hit your bitch ass, didn't I? Yeah. Yeah.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

And what's crazy about that joke is that he spun out. He made like 15 videos about me after. He was so angry. But in the video, my fiance ended up looking him up. He really was an O-lineman at a D3 school and had no stats recorded for that year. And I said... I shot in the dark and I hit your bitch ass, didn't I? Yeah. Yeah.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

And what's crazy about that joke is that he spun out. He made like 15 videos about me after. He was so angry. But in the video, my fiance ended up looking him up. He really was an O-lineman at a D3 school and had no stats recorded for that year. And I said... I shot in the dark and I hit your bitch ass, didn't I? Yeah. Yeah.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

When I tell you quit playing with me, when I tell you quit playing with me, like I mean that shit. So like I, I really, I shot in the dark completely and I hit him. So that's, that's also one of my best ones. I think there's a whole, I have a whole Rolodex, but like, yeah, those are some of my tops.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

When I tell you quit playing with me, when I tell you quit playing with me, like I mean that shit. So like I, I really, I shot in the dark completely and I hit him. So that's, that's also one of my best ones. I think there's a whole, I have a whole Rolodex, but like, yeah, those are some of my tops.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

When I tell you quit playing with me, when I tell you quit playing with me, like I mean that shit. So like I, I really, I shot in the dark completely and I hit him. So that's, that's also one of my best ones. I think there's a whole, I have a whole Rolodex, but like, yeah, those are some of my tops.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

That's what I'm saying.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

That's what I'm saying.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

That's what I'm saying.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Wow. Right. I'm telling you. Outstanding. That's why I feel like I've told men before, like... I, the insults they like levy at me are so low hanging fruit. It's always fat and ugly. It's fat and ugly and 50,000 different fonts. Like, it's just like that in a million different ways.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Wow. Right. I'm telling you. Outstanding. That's why I feel like I've told men before, like... I, the insults they like levy at me are so low hanging fruit. It's always fat and ugly. It's fat and ugly and 50,000 different fonts. Like, it's just like that in a million different ways.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Wow. Right. I'm telling you. Outstanding. That's why I feel like I've told men before, like... I, the insults they like levy at me are so low hanging fruit. It's always fat and ugly. It's fat and ugly and 50,000 different fonts. Like, it's just like that in a million different ways.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Um, and I've told people before, if you really want to stick, stick it to a man, when you insult him, you got to get up here. You got to get, you got to get real specific, like so deeply specific. Like instead of saying like, Oh, I bet it's small. I always tell people you could say something like you look like you wear a size eight shoe. very specific.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Um, and I've told people before, if you really want to stick, stick it to a man, when you insult him, you got to get up here. You got to get, you got to get real specific, like so deeply specific. Like instead of saying like, Oh, I bet it's small. I always tell people you could say something like you look like you wear a size eight shoe. very specific.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

Um, and I've told people before, if you really want to stick, stick it to a man, when you insult him, you got to get up here. You got to get, you got to get real specific, like so deeply specific. Like instead of saying like, Oh, I bet it's small. I always tell people you could say something like you look like you wear a size eight shoe. very specific.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

It's things they care about so deeply. Women care about a lot of things like that too, but women don't typically think of that when they're insulting men. So I was like, don't worry, y'all. Trust me when I say it doesn't sound that mean, but it's going to live up here.

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie on Inevitable Minivan Future, Online Clapbacks & Body Neutrality with Drew Afualo | Ep. 4

It's things they care about so deeply. Women care about a lot of things like that too, but women don't typically think of that when they're insulting men. So I was like, don't worry, y'all. Trust me when I say it doesn't sound that mean, but it's going to live up here.