Drew Afualo

You guys are fucking weirdo losers.

That fat gay kid.

You smell like that fat gay kid.

Kinda.

You just threw that away like a Truman Capote interview.

That's my favorite thing about an old Truman Capote interview.

He just fucking tosses it away like it's nothing.

Yeah, when I was writing my first book.

I love it.

Every time I'm like, I'll tell Drew a story and then I'll like, because it'll be fresh in my mind and I'll say it and then it'll be like a month will go by and she's like, remember when you said this?

And I'm like,

and then i'll paraphrase it she's like no you said this and i'm like probably that's what happened that's why i remembered everything that happened when we met beyonce oh you're thank god for you i black out a lot it sucks it really does suck because of liquor and not liquor and not and just adrenaline i guess the testosterone pumping through my fucking body you know what i mean did you have a fun time partying in college caleb

No, I DD'd.

Did you really?

Yeah, I was a DD for my fraternity.

Loser.

Yeah, all four years.

Well, I thought I was going to go to law school.

My whole plan going to college was to go to law school.

Oh, yeah, and it was a long one.