Drew Afualo

And everyone did laugh.

So since everyone laughed, I kept doing it the rest of the day.

And finally, one of the cool kids, like two hours later, came over to me.

And he was like, hey, the bit you're doing with your pants, I know people are laughing, but it's actually mean because we're getting a really visible outline of your ball sack and also your asshole.

And your pants are so high up that your balls are on crazy display.

And also your dick print is really pronounced and no one wants to tell you.

Back in the holster.

He's telling me this way in the hallway while the pants are up.

And I'm just standing there receiving it.

And he tells me all of it.

He goes, I want to tell you.

And I go, thank you, Cooper.

I kind of, during the conversation, I just kind of scooted the pants down.

And then I thought I could trust Cooper.

And then, there's more?

So then two months later, well, Cooper always got compliments on smelling really good.

And so I thought I could trust him.

And so two months later at an assembly, I was sitting by him.

I was like, okay, I know how I can be really popular is if I just figure out what cologne Cooper wears.

And he'll probably tell me because he was so cool to me about the pants.