Drew Carey

You know, you can have all of it, but why are you concentrating on only that? Yeah. Because for a guy, that's like the worst thing. Like, you can have everything, just don't do that. It's a visceral feeling. Yeah. But after that, I remember talking to an executive at CBS, and that Diddy thing just came out where he dragged her through the hallway. Like, that video had just come out.

She was like, you're just having fun. It's not like you're dragging it in your way through a hallway and beating them. I'm like, exactly. Like, who cares? If you're honest with everybody about how you live and if you're not hypocritical, you can pretty much live your life. In my book, I wrote about me going to strip clubs and all that stuff. Yeah. It wasn't shocking because I'm open about it.

She was like, you're just having fun. It's not like you're dragging it in your way through a hallway and beating them. I'm like, exactly. Like, who cares? If you're honest with everybody about how you live and if you're not hypocritical, you can pretty much live your life. In my book, I wrote about me going to strip clubs and all that stuff. Yeah. It wasn't shocking because I'm open about it.

She was like, you're just having fun. It's not like you're dragging it in your way through a hallway and beating them. I'm like, exactly. Like, who cares? If you're honest with everybody about how you live and if you're not hypocritical, you can pretty much live your life. In my book, I wrote about me going to strip clubs and all that stuff. Yeah. It wasn't shocking because I'm open about it.

And I was open about it. I would go into a strip club as Drew Carey and go, hey, man, VIP's here. Where's my table? Everybody knew. Hey, Drew. Hey.

And I was open about it. I would go into a strip club as Drew Carey and go, hey, man, VIP's here. Where's my table? Everybody knew. Hey, Drew. Hey.

And I was open about it. I would go into a strip club as Drew Carey and go, hey, man, VIP's here. Where's my table? Everybody knew. Hey, Drew. Hey.

Remember the guy that was the president of the American Evangelical Association? He was a TV preacher and he got caught with iron gay hookers. And then he went to a Christian conversion thing for like two weeks and came back and he said, I'm healed, I'm not gay anymore. And I gave this joke to Greg Proops. He would do like a nightly...

Remember the guy that was the president of the American Evangelical Association? He was a TV preacher and he got caught with iron gay hookers. And then he went to a Christian conversion thing for like two weeks and came back and he said, I'm healed, I'm not gay anymore. And I gave this joke to Greg Proops. He would do like a nightly...

Remember the guy that was the president of the American Evangelical Association? He was a TV preacher and he got caught with iron gay hookers. And then he went to a Christian conversion thing for like two weeks and came back and he said, I'm healed, I'm not gay anymore. And I gave this joke to Greg Proops. He would do like a nightly...

thing at a club like it was like a chat show but it was live at a club in la i went every week it was so good and i gave him that i got a great joke but i don't do stand-up so here's this joke for you because it was just in the news he goes yeah greg proofs like killed it he goes yeah so this guy i can't remember his name got caught with gay hookers and he went to a christian conversion thing for a week now he's not gay anymore and what they did was they took him up behind the barn and made him smoke a pack of dicks till his tummy hurt

thing at a club like it was like a chat show but it was live at a club in la i went every week it was so good and i gave him that i got a great joke but i don't do stand-up so here's this joke for you because it was just in the news he goes yeah greg proofs like killed it he goes yeah so this guy i can't remember his name got caught with gay hookers and he went to a christian conversion thing for a week now he's not gay anymore and what they did was they took him up behind the barn and made him smoke a pack of dicks till his tummy hurt

thing at a club like it was like a chat show but it was live at a club in la i went every week it was so good and i gave him that i got a great joke but i don't do stand-up so here's this joke for you because it was just in the news he goes yeah greg proofs like killed it he goes yeah so this guy i can't remember his name got caught with gay hookers and he went to a christian conversion thing for a week now he's not gay anymore and what they did was they took him up behind the barn and made him smoke a pack of dicks till his tummy hurt

People were like pounding the table. I was so proud of myself. And I wouldn't have given it to anybody else because Rick Proofs can tell a joke like nobody. Oh, man. But yeah, you get caught doing that, then you're in trouble. Yeah. But if I'm like, yeah, I go to EDC. What do you fucking think I do at EDC? Not drugs because you're the host of The Price is Right.

People were like pounding the table. I was so proud of myself. And I wouldn't have given it to anybody else because Rick Proofs can tell a joke like nobody. Oh, man. But yeah, you get caught doing that, then you're in trouble. Yeah. But if I'm like, yeah, I go to EDC. What do you fucking think I do at EDC? Not drugs because you're the host of The Price is Right.

People were like pounding the table. I was so proud of myself. And I wouldn't have given it to anybody else because Rick Proofs can tell a joke like nobody. Oh, man. But yeah, you get caught doing that, then you're in trouble. Yeah. But if I'm like, yeah, I go to EDC. What do you fucking think I do at EDC? Not drugs because you're the host of The Price is Right.

I was on another TV show telling a story, a drug story. It was the show called This Is Not Happening. And that was my joke. I'm at ADC, my friend's doing mushrooms. I'm not, because I'm the host of Price is Right. I'd be an idiot to do mushrooms and then talk about it in public. So it was just him. He was, not me though.

I was on another TV show telling a story, a drug story. It was the show called This Is Not Happening. And that was my joke. I'm at ADC, my friend's doing mushrooms. I'm not, because I'm the host of Price is Right. I'd be an idiot to do mushrooms and then talk about it in public. So it was just him. He was, not me though.

I was on another TV show telling a story, a drug story. It was the show called This Is Not Happening. And that was my joke. I'm at ADC, my friend's doing mushrooms. I'm not, because I'm the host of Price is Right. I'd be an idiot to do mushrooms and then talk about it in public. So it was just him. He was, not me though.

Howard Stern could talk about anything he wanted, admit to anything he wanted. Nobody fucking touch him.