Drew Carey

A guy wakes up in the morning and hears a voice in his head. Wakes up in Ohio, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas. He doesn't believe the voice. Takes a shower, goes to work, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas. Finally, he hears it every five minutes, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas.

A guy wakes up in the morning and hears a voice in his head. Wakes up in Ohio, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas. He doesn't believe the voice. Takes a shower, goes to work, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas. Finally, he hears it every five minutes, quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Las Vegas.

He believes the voice. He gets home, sells his house for cash to the very first buyer, quits his job, takes all the cash, everything he owns in one bag, flies to Las Vegas. Gets off the plane. The voice says, go to Caesar's Palace. He listens to the voice. He goes to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, go to the third roulette table on the left. He goes to the third roulette table on the left.

He believes the voice. He gets home, sells his house for cash to the very first buyer, quits his job, takes all the cash, everything he owns in one bag, flies to Las Vegas. Gets off the plane. The voice says, go to Caesar's Palace. He listens to the voice. He goes to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, go to the third roulette table on the left. He goes to the third roulette table on the left.

He believes the voice. He gets home, sells his house for cash to the very first buyer, quits his job, takes all the cash, everything he owns in one bag, flies to Las Vegas. Gets off the plane. The voice says, go to Caesar's Palace. He listens to the voice. He goes to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, go to the third roulette table on the left. He goes to the third roulette table on the left.

Voice says, put it all on black 17. He puts it all on black 17. Guy spins the wheel. It comes up red 16. The voice goes, fuck. And that happened to Darren Brown. That's the first joke I thought of. That's so... I heard that was one of my favorite jokes. He was off by one. He built up that whole hour.

Voice says, put it all on black 17. He puts it all on black 17. Guy spins the wheel. It comes up red 16. The voice goes, fuck. And that happened to Darren Brown. That's the first joke I thought of. That's so... I heard that was one of my favorite jokes. He was off by one. He built up that whole hour.

Voice says, put it all on black 17. He puts it all on black 17. Guy spins the wheel. It comes up red 16. The voice goes, fuck. And that happened to Darren Brown. That's the first joke I thought of. That's so... I heard that was one of my favorite jokes. He was off by one. He built up that whole hour.

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Nobody sends in tapes or anything. We did during COVID, but not a normal show. It's just whoever shows up. We've got to get lucky. Do they get interviewed in line? Like, oh, she's so animated and fun. Very briefly. Okay. What's your name? Where are you from? What do you do? Oh, great. Nice talking to you. Boom. On to the next one. You get a few seconds. Five seconds.

Nobody sends in tapes or anything. We did during COVID, but not a normal show. It's just whoever shows up. We've got to get lucky. Do they get interviewed in line? Like, oh, she's so animated and fun. Very briefly. Okay. What's your name? Where are you from? What do you do? Oh, great. Nice talking to you. Boom. On to the next one. You get a few seconds. Five seconds.

Nobody sends in tapes or anything. We did during COVID, but not a normal show. It's just whoever shows up. We've got to get lucky. Do they get interviewed in line? Like, oh, she's so animated and fun. Very briefly. Okay. What's your name? Where are you from? What do you do? Oh, great. Nice talking to you. Boom. On to the next one. You get a few seconds. Five seconds.

We've got to interview like 200-some people. There'll be a person interviewing another person with a clipboard. And they'll have a code. They don't do it now. When I first started, his code, he'd be like, oh, that's really interesting. And if he said that, mark that contestant's number down. Or if you said nice talking to you or something else, don't.

We've got to interview like 200-some people. There'll be a person interviewing another person with a clipboard. And they'll have a code. They don't do it now. When I first started, his code, he'd be like, oh, that's really interesting. And if he said that, mark that contestant's number down. Or if you said nice talking to you or something else, don't.

We've got to interview like 200-some people. There'll be a person interviewing another person with a clipboard. And they'll have a code. They don't do it now. When I first started, his code, he'd be like, oh, that's really interesting. And if he said that, mark that contestant's number down. Or if you said nice talking to you or something else, don't.

They come back to this room and they have 20 people who knows how many pictures of everybody and that they print up right away on a printer. And they'll have the number and they'll just hold them up. This guy's really interesting. He's a professor and he's here on an anniversary with his wife. And this woman is just recovering from cancer. This girl's college and she's really energetic.

They come back to this room and they have 20 people who knows how many pictures of everybody and that they print up right away on a printer. And they'll have the number and they'll just hold them up. This guy's really interesting. He's a professor and he's here on an anniversary with his wife. And this woman is just recovering from cancer. This girl's college and she's really energetic.

They come back to this room and they have 20 people who knows how many pictures of everybody and that they print up right away on a printer. And they'll have the number and they'll just hold them up. This guy's really interesting. He's a professor and he's here on an anniversary with his wife. And this woman is just recovering from cancer. This girl's college and she's really energetic.