Dulcé Sloan

Would he think people have reached a mountaintop?

Would he think people have reached a mountaintop?

Hello.

Hi, Hari.

Are these aliens? Do aliens have drones? I thought they had spaceships.

This is too long for us to not know.

But no, because we should have shot these down by now. I don't, as an American, I know we shoot first, ask questions, never.

Also, it's just, like, Target shouldn't do this.

No, because then you can look at all the times you went to Target and was like, I just need toilet paper, and then you spent $200. Right. Right.

That's why I got rid of date naps, because every time I would open it, I'd be like, man, a whole city doesn't want to sleep with me. Let me put my phone down.

I know I listen to Megan Thee Stallion the whole time. I don't need nobody to tell me that.

All you had to be Catholic.

Well, most of these comics are heathens.

Let's see. Okay. So you could say that one they're doing is a fruit roll-up rolled in tahini. Then you could do it with chamoy or you could put a little glitter in it.

I love torturing a pickle. Go ahead.

Yeah, they make edible glitter.

Yeah.

It's a vegetable.

No, I'm a grown-up.

I am ready.