Dulcé Sloan

in today's installment of, Hey, Get Off My Lawn, The Growing Phenomenon of Urban Wandering. Based on the British tradition of wandering through fields in the countryside called rambling, Americans have started taking back their environment by walking aimlessly through businesses and people's yards.

Rambling in the UK is protected by the right to roam law, allowing enthusiasts to access publicly and privately owned land because of centuries-old footpaths that predate modern property lines. Urban wandering, on the other hand, is a bunch of white people trespassing through a neighborhood they don't live in by jumping fences, walking through rose bushes, and then descending upon a Starbucks.

The leader of the Wandering Society of Eagle, Colorado stated, it's all right to enjoy the world we live in. Property lines are fictional. Nature is real. And so was the trespassing citation her group received after trudging through a gated community.

But they're not handled that often. They're only handled once a year.

Where's this Pixar movie?

Hands...

Is this for other Russians?

they're gonna get killed.

Because they're gonna realize I can go outside and get sticks.

Y'all wear it. You mean to tell me that there's people in here that act like that they wouldn't wear a dog hair? Too good for your own dog?

I don't like this man. I don't like this man. I've never liked this man.

A wisp of a man.

Girl, I don't know what a man is going to fall through, a crack in the floor. I'm a whole woman.

So, Timothee Chalamet.

I can't wait until that boy hits puberty.

So basically, we're just England in the 1500s. Right.

Get...

Average age?

All right.

Mr. Scrooge is going to wake up on Christmas morning and save TikTok.