Dulce Sloan

And why does Mother Goose get a statue? All she did was a goose!

And why does Mother Goose get a statue? All she did was a goose!

Because, Trevor, statues help us remember history. When you walk past a statue and you're like, oh yeah, MLK did have a dream. Thomas Jefferson was a complicated individual. And when you don't honor women the same way you honor men, you're leaving them out of history. That's true.

Because, Trevor, statues help us remember history. When you walk past a statue and you're like, oh yeah, MLK did have a dream. Thomas Jefferson was a complicated individual. And when you don't honor women the same way you honor men, you're leaving them out of history. That's true.

That doesn't count. We need statues of real women, not some giant French bitch holding an ice cream. No. Someone like Toni Morrison, the first black woman to win the Nobel Prize for Literature. Or someone like Frances Perkins, the first woman appointed to a presidential cabinet. Or someone like Beyoncé. The first woman to be Beyoncé. Why doesn't she have a statue?

That doesn't count. We need statues of real women, not some giant French bitch holding an ice cream. No. Someone like Toni Morrison, the first black woman to win the Nobel Prize for Literature. Or someone like Frances Perkins, the first woman appointed to a presidential cabinet. Or someone like Beyoncé. The first woman to be Beyoncé. Why doesn't she have a statue?

I mean, she's already standing like a statue. She's ready.

I mean, she's already standing like a statue. She's ready.

Oh, I've already done it, Trevor.

Oh, I've already done it, Trevor.

I've designed one statue to symbolize all women. Their power, their beauty, their mystique. a flawless avatar of womanhood that anyone can look at and see themselves.

I've designed one statue to symbolize all women. Their power, their beauty, their mystique. a flawless avatar of womanhood that anyone can look at and see themselves.

Oh, Trevor. I'm touched that you can see me in that art.

Oh, Trevor. I'm touched that you can see me in that art.

Nah, I'm kidding. It's Idris Elba's baby. Because that's some history I want to make. Dulcé Sloan, everybody.

Nah, I'm kidding. It's Idris Elba's baby. Because that's some history I want to make. Dulcé Sloan, everybody.

Hello, friends. Today is February 29th, which is Leap Day and Black Women's History Day! Yeah! And if you don't know that, it's because I just made it up. Why? Because the rest of February is taken. Dr. King gets two weeks, the presidents get a three-day weekend, and they even give a day to a groundhog. What the hell is a groundhog? That's not even, like, is that even a real animal? Are we sure?

Hello, friends. Today is February 29th, which is Leap Day and Black Women's History Day! Yeah! And if you don't know that, it's because I just made it up. Why? Because the rest of February is taken. Dr. King gets two weeks, the presidents get a three-day weekend, and they even give a day to a groundhog. What the hell is a groundhog? That's not even, like, is that even a real animal? Are we sure?

Isn't it just a big-ass guinea pig with a good publicist? So I'm claiming February 29th for us. Yay! Why only one day every four years? Because you account for, you know, the wage gap and your mom and them. You know, the math works out, okay? Trust me, I carried the four and everything. But the day is almost over, so let's celebrate some black women as fast as we can.

Isn't it just a big-ass guinea pig with a good publicist? So I'm claiming February 29th for us. Yay! Why only one day every four years? Because you account for, you know, the wage gap and your mom and them. You know, the math works out, okay? Trust me, I carried the four and everything. But the day is almost over, so let's celebrate some black women as fast as we can.