Dulce Sloan

Like me, every time I played Uno with my five-year-old nephew, draw four, draw 17, Uno, ha! In your face, Declan. Next. Hey, it's my mommy. Hey, everybody, look at my mama. She's out there every day giving, serving, loving, and I mean literally mothering me. Literally mothering. And, you know, she made me. You're welcome. You're welcome. You know what? That's not bad.

I'm surprised I was able to cover that many people. That's okay.

I'm surprised I was able to cover that many people. That's okay.

Dual-side Sloan, everybody.

Dual-side Sloan, everybody.

$34.

$34.

To $44.

To $44.

Now, I don't know if you know how they make PBR, but they take mobile homes and juice them.

Trailers.

Single wide.

Every PBR is 60% trailer juice, 40% unfiltered water.

And you know I'm right, because every time your job-having ass took a sip, you're like, what is... What is that?

Is that teen pregnancy?

What am I tasting?

What is this, white poverty?

Voting against your own interests.

There we go.

That's what that is.