Duncan Barkes

There was nothing fluky about it at all from what I can glean, what I can perceive after the game.

Because as happens with every football fan around,

hopefully just sort of once in a blue moon, I had to miss everything about the game.

I couldn't even keep up following texts.

I certainly couldn't follow it using audio.

I was away from home, so I just had no means of knowing what was going on.

Twice, I think, during the game, I checked my phone and I saw, first of all, that we were suddenly, well, it was nil-nil, and then suddenly we were two nil up.

You've done this, you've been there.

you're not at the game.

You're not watching the game.

You're not listening to the game.

You're not keeping up with anything that's going on in the game.

But I checked in again after about an hour.

So that would have been, what would that have been?

Four o'clock, something like that, 4.15.

And we were 2-0 up.

And I checked the goal scorers and I thought, oh, terrific.

Caballero is starting to make his mark.

And then...

And then, oh, and Swifty's got one.