Duncan Barkes

And Schmidt has got such a good eye for a 60-yard pass to Bishop.

But Bishop also, he presses right across the front line, doesn't he?

Okay, here we are in the last week of the transfer window, so inevitably it's important that we get your thoughts about what's happened so far and what you know is being speculated about that may happen in the next two or three days.

Well, I'm going to go with Alisi.

As a failed disc jockey, I always used to get the artists who made a song called Oh Laurie.

I remember.

Incorrect.

And that was the Alisi brothers, as I remember.

So you can trust me to get it wrong.

Just to get specific, what did you make of the Reagan pool 24 hours?

Because John Messina said that he was limping, finding it difficult to walk on the Friday.

And then I got a text from you at five to three saying that he was out there on the bench, but he was warming up.

The team that ended up out on the pitch for the bulk of the game were, there wasn't one of them over six foot tall, I don't think.

You usually have a couple of six foot four inch centre halves and often a six foot two or three, four inch centre forward.

But I think that's about the shortest in terms of height, Pompey side I can remember.

And yet we scored from a corner.

Yes.

And yet I don't think I've ever seen Connor Ogilvie, who is not a giant, lose an aerial one-on-one.

I got a text from the Massino family a couple of days ago.

They're out down under and they were taking a communal bungee jump, which being Australia is like the bungee jump from hell.