Duncan Barkes

Well done.

I think it's what John Mussino calls an oxymoron.

It's both trivial and yet it's extremely important.

Yeah, exactly.

It is.

Okay.

So, here we go then.

Southampton.

Yes, security is in place.

45 is there?

Well, the person in charge of that is called Chief Superintendent Dobbs of Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary.

Right.

And he's still got a bee in his bonnet about the fact that last time somebody punched one of his police horses.

Well, I don't want to make light of it, but it's probably somebody who's been watching Blazing Saddles too often.

But he made a really interesting observation, this police officer, and I really want to get your thoughts on it.

He said, last night I think, let's hope that there are some goals so that the game becomes a spectacle because then there's less likely to be trouble.

That's what he said.

What do you make of that?

That's interesting, isn't it?

OK, and sort of breaking news, I'm just looking at the screen and Marlon Pack is fit and ready to rock.