Duncan Barkes

But at least you're not going to get it at this sort of distance, dear listener.

So, yeah, who better to finish that move off and get back on the score sheet?

And didn't he look delighted?

Not relieved, actually.

The look on Colby Bishop's face when he buried that chance and swung away to celebrate with the muscle man, Mr Atlas, pose that he's done before...

He was saying, that's what I do.

And none of us, including myself, must ever forget that.

That is what I do.

I'm a predator, as well as everything else.

And I've just devoured that.

Pounced on it and devoured it.

Killed it with one shake.

into the back and he picked his spot quite carefully because the keeper was recovering an Arsenal defender was closing in he knew exactly where he wanted to put it to make sure that neither of those stood a chance and that was what he did and if you're a good striker which he is sorry this cold I'm just going to persevere though

Sorry about that.

But the great thing about this type of broadcasting is that all of reality is here.

It's been a freezing, rotten, damp day, and you didn't need me to tell you that.

The players just got on with it, to their credit, and so did the two managers.

I thought Arteta was very defiant about not wearing a hat, even though he had that head of hair of his, which is almost getting famous in its own right, isn't it?

Covered in a thin film of misty rain.

But you're not going to wear a hat if you're spending that much money on your haircut.