Duncan Jarvies

I know.

Your kids are expecting some good Christmas presents this year because of that.

There you go.

So it's the festive period and after a long year of evidence, or maybe in some cases elections, lack of evidence, we're going to take a look at Christmas and I'll look back over the altmetric top 100 papers.

So Helen, in this festive period, how superstitious are you feeling?

So just to say this is done by the microbiology team at Lancashire Teaching Hospitals and NHS Foundation Trust.

And there's a very sweet photo of them.

There is.

So I think follow-up trial next year.

So talking of altmetrics, Carl, you've been looking in there to see what from the past year could inspire us.

So what have you found?

I don't think we are at all.

No, no.

I mean, it's all relative.

Yes.

When does middle age start?

Back up to the central window.

The interesting thing I always think, looking in the altmetrics, and this seems to be the pattern every year, is it's all food and exercise with that.

I find that a bit depressing.

It's the things people actually care about, I suppose.