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Until it figured out how to harness fire. And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears. Yeah. You had to run for the hills. They killed your kids in front of you. They fucked your wife in front of you. Yep. They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth. And this was thousands and thousands of years.

Until it figured out how to harness fire. And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears. Yeah. You had to run for the hills. They killed your kids in front of you. They fucked your wife in front of you. Yep. They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth. And this was thousands and thousands of years.

This thing we're doing right now is so recent. This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them, that's super recent.

This thing we're doing right now is so recent. This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them, that's super recent.

Yeah, the ghost of primate past.

Yeah, the ghost of primate past.

And that's what they are too. This is what you have to realize. It's not you. It's patterns that you've selected and you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become you. It's like you went down a groove. You don't have to stay on that groove. No. You don't have to. But I think... You have to find something in life that's physical that you enjoy.

And that's what they are too. This is what you have to realize. It's not you. It's patterns that you've selected and you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become you. It's like you went down a groove. You don't have to stay on that groove. No. You don't have to. But I think... You have to find something in life that's physical that you enjoy.

Because I think that's one of the best ways to manage this fucking weirdness. The absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted. Sure. Get on purpose. Get physically exhausted. And then you can manage the craziness. craziness of existing.

Because I think that's one of the best ways to manage this fucking weirdness. The absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted. Sure. Get on purpose. Get physically exhausted. And then you can manage the craziness. craziness of existing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal. Everyone wants to pretend that existence is like, oh, you know, you get up in the morning and you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do your thing.

Because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal. Everyone wants to pretend that existence is like, oh, you know, you get up in the morning and you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do your thing.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

That's the whole business model. That's the business model.

That's the whole business model. That's the business model.

And that's the way we get the news. That's it. Isn't that crazy? And sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies. There you go. Exactly. And everybody else. I was watching a regular movie the other night. I was in a hotel. And so the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV. So I was watching John Wick on TV. And it's every five minutes you're bombarded with nonsense.

And that's the way we get the news. That's it. Isn't that crazy? And sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies. There you go. Exactly. And everybody else. I was watching a regular movie the other night. I was in a hotel. And so the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV. So I was watching John Wick on TV. And it's every five minutes you're bombarded with nonsense.

They stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense. That's right.

They stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense. That's right.

They bleeped out fuck. They bleeped out this. I was like, how are they going to handle this scene? Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City after he did this thing with John Wick. And the guy's like, who the fucking nobody? He goes, that fucking nobody is John Wick. And it's like the whole setup of John Wick. And it's that scene.

They bleeped out fuck. They bleeped out this. I was like, how are they going to handle this scene? Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City after he did this thing with John Wick. And the guy's like, who the fucking nobody? He goes, that fucking nobody is John Wick. And it's like the whole setup of John Wick. And it's that scene.

Here's why you can't be charitable. Because it's just a bad perspective. It's just a bad perspective. Charitable? What do you mean? Because if you wanted to, like, what? Does anything she's saying make sense? Oh. They're not mutually exclusive. You can't – it's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering.

Here's why you can't be charitable. Because it's just a bad perspective. It's just a bad perspective. Charitable? What do you mean? Because if you wanted to, like, what? Does anything she's saying make sense? Oh. They're not mutually exclusive. You can't – it's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering.

I'm like, no! You're gross. Can't say fuck. You took out the fuck. But meanwhile, you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug.

I'm like, no! You're gross. Can't say fuck. You took out the fuck. But meanwhile, you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug.

You're telling me about side effects that are like suicide. Yeah.

You're telling me about side effects that are like suicide. Yeah.

If we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists. Yeah. But it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something. Like a Tesla.

If we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists. Yeah. But it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something. Like a Tesla.

Like imagine if you are... If we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity, literally everything, even tables, everything has some thing. We're super egotistic, and we believe that only we possess this. But we know dogs have it too, which is where it gets weird. Animals have it. We know that.

Like imagine if you are... If we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity, literally everything, even tables, everything has some thing. We're super egotistic, and we believe that only we possess this. But we know dogs have it too, which is where it gets weird. Animals have it. We know that.

This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we interface. How are we doing this? If we're in a world where It's 2024, and there's drones flying over New Jersey, and they're gaslighting us, saying they're all airplanes. They're saying we have it under control. And then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky. Yeah. Have you seen that? No.

This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we interface. How are we doing this? If we're in a world where It's 2024, and there's drones flying over New Jersey, and they're gaslighting us, saying they're all airplanes. They're saying we have it under control. And then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky. Yeah. Have you seen that? No.

No, you haven't seen that?

No, you haven't seen that?

So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.

So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.

But I'm just for funsies, for funsies.

But I'm just for funsies, for funsies.

Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.

Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.

It's like you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate.

It's like you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate.

Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

Because that's crazy. Now you're taking in the entire earth's consciousness and all of its decisions as to whether or not you will or will not be happy. Yeah. You and I didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines.

Because that's crazy. Now you're taking in the entire earth's consciousness and all of its decisions as to whether or not you will or will not be happy. Yeah. You and I didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines.

Some of them are suburban size.

Some of them are suburban size.

It's probably super annoying to people listening.

It's probably super annoying to people listening.

No, I don't think they got rid of Pierre.

No, I don't think they got rid of Pierre.

Because most of them don't last as long as Pierre. She's like the marathoner. Oh, dude. Most of them, they quit that job. They're like, fuck this job. I just got to lie all the time? Horrible. Horrible. Imagine, like, Duncan, this is what you're going to sell. War with Sudan.

Because most of them don't last as long as Pierre. She's like the marathoner. Oh, dude. Most of them, they quit that job. They're like, fuck this job. I just got to lie all the time? Horrible. Horrible. Imagine, like, Duncan, this is what you're going to sell. War with Sudan.

Here's the reason why. All right. The rebels, children, problems.

Here's the reason why. All right. The rebels, children, problems.

Economy. Okay. Pollution. Okay. You know, we've got to vaccinate them. Got it.

Economy. Okay. Pollution. Okay. You know, we've got to vaccinate them. Got it.

These people are in trouble, and we need to help them. We need to help them. So war, Sudan.

These people are in trouble, and we need to help them. We need to help them. So war, Sudan.

The Rachel Maddow glasses.

The Rachel Maddow glasses.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But we buy these fucking phones. We buy these fucking phones. And we know, we know that electronics that have cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves. Should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free?

But we buy these fucking phones. We buy these fucking phones. And we know, we know that electronics that have cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves. Should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free?

It is a real thing. Yeah. If you have those glasses on and you're a Republican, you're an assassin. You're a guy who kills people for a living. You're a very strange person.

It is a real thing. Yeah. If you have those glasses on and you're a Republican, you're an assassin. You're a guy who kills people for a living. You're a very strange person.

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Yes, that one's amazing. Amazing.

Yes, that one's amazing. Amazing.

They point at you and make that noise. Oh, that's it.

They point at you and make that noise. Oh, that's it.

Oh, Sutherland killing it.

Oh, Sutherland killing it.

Look how creepy his eyes are. Yeah, that's it, bro. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? You imagine that reality? And by the way, not that hard. You know what's way harder than that? Building a planet. Right, yeah, right. There's plenty of planets. Yeah. That is not that hard.

Look how creepy his eyes are. Yeah, that's it, bro. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? You imagine that reality? And by the way, not that hard. You know what's way harder than that? Building a planet. Right, yeah, right. There's plenty of planets. Yeah. That is not that hard.

That is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect kingdom where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain.

That is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect kingdom where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain.

The war on Christmas must end. How dare we say Merry Christmas? How dare you say that? It offends me. Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that? When she had that speech?

The war on Christmas must end. How dare we say Merry Christmas? How dare you say that? It offends me. Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that? When she had that speech?

But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just jizzed out into the world. Yeah. And you're looking at all this craziness, like the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions.

But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just jizzed out into the world. Yeah. And you're looking at all this craziness, like the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions.

And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.

Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.

It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

And we've just accepted that.

And we've just accepted that.

Most of the time.

Most of the time.

Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.

Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.

Like if aliens were watching this, they'd be like, who are they bullshitting? Oh, they're bullshitting each other? Are they bullshitting themselves?

Like if aliens were watching this, they'd be like, who are they bullshitting? Oh, they're bullshitting each other? Are they bullshitting themselves?

It's super slippery.

It's super slippery.

I'm squeaking.

I'm squeaking.

Right.

Right.

They're trying to figure out how many genders there are. They're trying to decide, like, who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything.

They're trying to figure out how many genders there are. They're trying to decide, like, who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything.

It's like a movie. In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that. That's right. It's just a regular killer. There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy.

It's like a movie. In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that. That's right. It's just a regular killer. There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy.

Currently, that's illegal immigrants.

Currently, that's illegal immigrants.

No, no, no. It's a realistic assessment. There's something going on. People are very upset. And they've been able to do this to people for so long, deny people treatment for so long.

No, no, no. It's a realistic assessment. There's something going on. People are very upset. And they've been able to do this to people for so long, deny people treatment for so long.

$9,000.

$9,000.

You should. You know, because he understands it from top to bottom. He can tell you exactly what's going on. He's talked about it on the podcast. But it's, you know, it's a giant machine. It's a giant money machine. That's right. That's really what it is. It's not really about making you better. It's about, it's a giant money machine.

You should. You know, because he understands it from top to bottom. He can tell you exactly what's going on. He's talked about it on the podcast. But it's, you know, it's a giant machine. It's a giant money machine. That's right. That's really what it is. It's not really about making you better. It's about, it's a giant money machine.

Making you better is what they sell. But it's about making more money. That's right. And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it. There's a guy that just got arrested recently. I don't know if you heard about this guy. I sent this to Peter Atiyah.

Making you better is what they sell. But it's about making more money. That's right. And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it. There's a guy that just got arrested recently. I don't know if you heard about this guy. I sent this to Peter Atiyah.

I could send it to you, Jamie, or maybe you could find it. This dude, he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't. And it was like a ton of cases. And he would give them chemotherapy, man. And he'd make them like severely ill. Yeah, demon. He did it to like, I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much I didn't want to remember it.

I could send it to you, Jamie, or maybe you could find it. This dude, he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't. And it was like a ton of cases. And he would give them chemotherapy, man. And he'd make them like severely ill. Yeah, demon. He did it to like, I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much I didn't want to remember it.

But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer, just scared the fuck out of them, ruined their lives. Dude. And then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer.

But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer, just scared the fuck out of them, ruined their lives. Dude. And then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer.

It could have been. Someone had sent it to me on Instagram. It was a news story. Oh my God. He got 45. That's all he got was 45 years? That's a pretty long time.

It could have been. Someone had sent it to me on Instagram. It was a news story. Oh my God. He got 45. That's all he got was 45 years? That's a pretty long time.

Cheers. Merry Christmas. We're off to a good start.

Cheers. Merry Christmas. We're off to a good start.

I don't know if this is the same guy. Maybe more doctors have done it. This is one of the things that I found out. I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz. That's not one case. There's a fucking shit ton of cases. I wonder how many of these doctors. There's creepy doctors. Just like there's creepy carpenters. Some doctors don't give a fuck about people.

I don't know if this is the same guy. Maybe more doctors have done it. This is one of the things that I found out. I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz. That's not one case. There's a fucking shit ton of cases. I wonder how many of these doctors. There's creepy doctors. Just like there's creepy carpenters. Some doctors don't give a fuck about people.

They want everyone to have their baby. Oh, so it's not like- They're just psychos. People aren't coming in. No, there's women that went in with their husband's jizz. And he's like, eh, I got a better option for you, sweetheart. Yeah. That's what this guy did. Dude. He ran a fertility clinic, and I think people started figuring it out when 23andMe came around. And this is just one of these guys.

They want everyone to have their baby. Oh, so it's not like- They're just psychos. People aren't coming in. No, there's women that went in with their husband's jizz. And he's like, eh, I got a better option for you, sweetheart. Yeah. That's what this guy did. Dude. He ran a fertility clinic, and I think people started figuring it out when 23andMe came around. And this is just one of these guys.

Isn't that Seth Speaks?

Isn't that Seth Speaks?

There's been a ton of those guys. Yeah. That fundamentally is the difference between men and women. Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies?

There's been a ton of those guys. Yeah. That fundamentally is the difference between men and women. Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies?

Not a chance in the fucking world. No woman would want that. Yeah, take my baby. You take my baby. I trust it with you. The guy I don't even know, have a baby with me. Have the most precious thing. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it.

Not a chance in the fucking world. No woman would want that. Yeah, take my baby. You take my baby. I trust it with you. The guy I don't even know, have a baby with me. Have the most precious thing. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it.

But is that Seth Speaks person? That's the whole deal behind that, right?

But is that Seth Speaks person? That's the whole deal behind that, right?

It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

80% of the planets related to this dude.

80% of the planets related to this dude.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?

Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.

Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.

I'm having a great time. I have great friends. I have a lot of fun. Lots of amazing things. I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living. Why wouldn't I want to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying.

I'm having a great time. I have great friends. I have a lot of fun. Lots of amazing things. I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living. Why wouldn't I want to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying.

You've never seen it? No. Oh, my God. Okay, let's start with this, because it's so crazy. I don't understand the context. So, like, I wish I could... be charitable and say, well, there's probably a context where this makes sense. Yeah.

You've never seen it? No. Oh, my God. Okay, let's start with this, because it's so crazy. I don't understand the context. So, like, I wish I could... be charitable and say, well, there's probably a context where this makes sense. Yeah.

But do you think that by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things? Isn't it more likely then that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created?

But do you think that by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things? Isn't it more likely then that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created?

Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, what does that even mean? Did you just make a god? And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once?

Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, what does that even mean? Did you just make a god? And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once?

If that's the case, why do you need people anymore? And maybe you don't. Just make it like maybe Australopithecus isn't around anymore. That was our guy. He was our guy. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly.

If that's the case, why do you need people anymore? And maybe you don't. Just make it like maybe Australopithecus isn't around anymore. That was our guy. He was our guy. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly.

What did it taste like?

What did it taste like?

It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey. Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub. Right. You know, like a regular tailed monkey. Look at this bitch ass tail.

It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey. Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub. Right. You know, like a regular tailed monkey. Look at this bitch ass tail.

But there's something to it.

But there's something to it.

Yeah, there it is. There you go. God. That's so weird. There you go. That is like an ancient. By the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes.

Yeah, there it is. There you go. God. That's so weird. There you go. That is like an ancient. By the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes.

I don't care if you got the surgery.

I don't care if you got the surgery.

Yeah. Some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass. I'm afraid to look at what some of the pictures are.

Yeah. Some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass. I'm afraid to look at what some of the pictures are.

What if there was a way? What if genetic engineering and AI merge in a way? Like, Duncan, we can switch you one time to anything you want. And one of the options is you could become one of the Na'vi. What are the Na'vi? The Na'vi from the movie. Avatar? I don't want to be a Na'vi. The blue people?

What if there was a way? What if genetic engineering and AI merge in a way? Like, Duncan, we can switch you one time to anything you want. And one of the options is you could become one of the Na'vi. What are the Na'vi? The Na'vi from the movie. Avatar? I don't want to be a Na'vi. The blue people?

I think some telepathy is real.

I think some telepathy is real.

The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.

The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.

You ride dragons. They ride dragons, bro. I don't know, man. Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad. Everybody did. There was literally a psychological condition called avatar depression. Do you know about that? I know. Yeah, I do. How many people, let's just have a guess. If I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up?

You ride dragons. They ride dragons, bro. I don't know, man. Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad. Everybody did. There was literally a psychological condition called avatar depression. Do you know about that? I know. Yeah, I do. How many people, let's just have a guess. If I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up?

I think the streets would be filled with giant blue people.

I think the streets would be filled with giant blue people.

Well, I mean, if it's only once.

Well, I mean, if it's only once.

You have to stay. We can't do it again. It's too dangerous. Your DNA gets volatile. It melts down. You can become a frog. We can't control it. But we can switch you one time.

You have to stay. We can't do it again. It's too dangerous. Your DNA gets volatile. It melts down. You can become a frog. We can't control it. But we can switch you one time.

I think it is real. Have you listened to the telepathy tapes? No. You haven't? I haven't listened to it. It's a new podcast that's out. And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents.

I think it is real. Have you listened to the telepathy tapes? No. You haven't? I haven't listened to it. It's a new podcast that's out. And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents.

One time. Why? Because you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or we turn you into a naffy. Imagine if that was an option. Every time the moon goes black, you have to lock yourself in your house.

One time. Why? Because you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or we turn you into a naffy. Imagine if that was an option. Every time the moon goes black, you have to lock yourself in your house.

And you have to let people know or you'll tear everybody apart. You might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets.

And you have to let people know or you'll tear everybody apart. You might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets.

Oh, yeah, you're screaming in your back. Remember the movie American Werewolf in London when he's like on his back?

Oh, yeah, you're screaming in your back. Remember the movie American Werewolf in London when he's like on his back?

I'm going to make a note, Duncan.

I'm going to make a note, Duncan.

I'm making a note. I can't use, I have to take my gloves off. Wait.

I'm making a note. I can't use, I have to take my gloves off. Wait.

Oh, okay. So it's out.

Oh, okay. So it's out.

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And they were able to go into another room and they would bring up things to one, whether it was, I think they would bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things. The kid was accurate 95% of the time. Wow. With numbers, with colors. Yeah. Like, three numbers in a row? Yeah. Like, you know how crazy that is, just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time? Yeah.

And they were able to go into another room and they would bring up things to one, whether it was, I think they would bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things. The kid was accurate 95% of the time. Wow. With numbers, with colors. Yeah. Like, three numbers in a row? Yeah. Like, you know how crazy that is, just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time? Yeah.

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They would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass to try to cum harder. And they just got things stuck up their ass.

They would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass to try to cum harder. And they just got things stuck up their ass.

Wow. That's a problem. G.I.

Wow. That's a problem. G.I.

Joe's. Oh, yeah, dude. My friend Steve. Shout out to Steve Graham. He told me like all kinds. They find light bulbs. Guys that have light bulbs.

Joe's. Oh, yeah, dude. My friend Steve. Shout out to Steve Graham. He told me like all kinds. They find light bulbs. Guys that have light bulbs.

Like those twisty little pinecone-y light bulbs. They stick those up their ass. But you know it's going to break.

Like those twisty little pinecone-y light bulbs. They stick those up their ass. But you know it's going to break.

Like that's going to break.

Like that's going to break.

Part of the fun. Part of the fun. Part of the fun. The risk. Well, they're coked out of their fucking minds, dude. They don't know what they're doing. This is the 80s in Miami. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, and there was more banks per capita in Miami at the time. I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country.

Part of the fun. Part of the fun. Part of the fun. The risk. Well, they're coked out of their fucking minds, dude. They don't know what they're doing. This is the 80s in Miami. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, and there was more banks per capita in Miami at the time. I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country.

Because it was all just moving in that, yeah, yo, son!

Because it was all just moving in that, yeah, yo, son!

Probably every day.

Probably every day.

Like seashells.

Like seashells.

You've seen Cocaine Cowboys, right? Yes. Oh, my God. And both, one and two, both are equally good.

You've seen Cocaine Cowboys, right? Yes. Oh, my God. And both, one and two, both are equally good.

Like, whatever it is, they think it's real. I'm only on episode two, but it's really fascinating, man, because it's a dismissed thing. It's a woo-woo thing. Sure. But if it's real, shouldn't scientists study it like it's real? And it seems like, through scientific study, it's real. Yeah.

Like, whatever it is, they think it's real. I'm only on episode two, but it's really fascinating, man, because it's a dismissed thing. It's a woo-woo thing. Sure. But if it's real, shouldn't scientists study it like it's real? And it seems like, through scientific study, it's real. Yeah.

And what is reality anyway?

And what is reality anyway?

Right.

Right.

Yeah, I mean, for sure. Well, there's going to be... Look, think about how many people play video games most of the day. Like, how many young guys? So many. Young guys with no girlfriends. 100% you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends. There you go. And you're probably having the most fun you're ever going to have in your life. So enjoy it before the prison comes.

Yeah, I mean, for sure. Well, there's going to be... Look, think about how many people play video games most of the day. Like, how many young guys? So many. Young guys with no girlfriends. 100% you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends. There you go. And you're probably having the most fun you're ever going to have in your life. So enjoy it before the prison comes.

For the marital... Before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit.

For the marital... Before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit.

He goes, not only did it increase the love in my life, but it increased my capacity for love. Yeah, that's right.

He goes, not only did it increase the love in my life, but it increased my capacity for love. Yeah, that's right.

I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't agree to or we don't admit to. We know there's something there, but we're not like, that's too silly. It's just there's so many people that fake it. That's the problem.

I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't agree to or we don't admit to. We know there's something there, but we're not like, that's too silly. It's just there's so many people that fake it. That's the problem.

It's a real, it's a real... You have to be responsible now.

It's a real, it's a real... You have to be responsible now.

It's just hard to convince people to do it. And that's why Elon's terrified of this population crash. This idea that younger kids, young kids today are not having babies. And as they're getting older, you're less and less fertile. And so people are choosing to have kids later in life. Or not have kids. More people are choosing to not have kids. And by the way, I'm not judging.

It's just hard to convince people to do it. And that's why Elon's terrified of this population crash. This idea that younger kids, young kids today are not having babies. And as they're getting older, you're less and less fertile. And so people are choosing to have kids later in life. Or not have kids. More people are choosing to not have kids. And by the way, I'm not judging.

You do whatever you want. You should be able to do whatever you want in this life. And no one should force you to fucking live with somebody, have a family. I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate loner. You like being alone most of the time. But it's just like... The amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying.

You do whatever you want. You should be able to do whatever you want in this life. And no one should force you to fucking live with somebody, have a family. I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate loner. You like being alone most of the time. But it's just like... The amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying.

Yeah. If you if you really stopped and think about that, just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out. I know. And there was some obviously polls. Who knows who the fuck's running them? But there was some poll about liberal women and mental illness. It's such a meme, it's so unfortunate that it seems to hold up to the meme.

Yeah. If you if you really stopped and think about that, just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out. I know. And there was some obviously polls. Who knows who the fuck's running them? But there was some poll about liberal women and mental illness. It's such a meme, it's so unfortunate that it seems to hold up to the meme.

It's so unfortunate, but the number's like crazy high.

It's so unfortunate, but the number's like crazy high.

Right.

Right.

Because everybody wants to have some special thing that they have. You just have a special thing. You have a special thing, Duncan. You have a special talent.

Because everybody wants to have some special thing that they have. You just have a special thing. You have a special thing, Duncan. You have a special talent.

You think like that? That's scary.

You think like that? That's scary.

We got to get you on Reddit.

We got to get you on Reddit.

Nanobots are legit, dude. Shut the fuck up. Dude, the main... This is a – Well, you know what I'm really scared of legitimately though? I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now. But that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue and repair – You've seen these, right?

Nanobots are legit, dude. Shut the fuck up. Dude, the main... This is a – Well, you know what I'm really scared of legitimately though? I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now. But that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue and repair – You've seen these, right?

The concept behind it? Absolutely. Once that becomes an actual thing, like, what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure? Right. And if it gets to that point, like, 20 years from now where they could do that, they could just, like, we chipped Duncan. Thank you.

The concept behind it? Absolutely. Once that becomes an actual thing, like, what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure? Right. And if it gets to that point, like, 20 years from now where they could do that, they could just, like, we chipped Duncan. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Very important to find out where this guy goes.

Very important to find out where this guy goes.

And then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body.

And then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body.

For a while.

For a while.

After a while, they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation. Horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you. Well, you know, it's like we didn't know that.

After a while, they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation. Horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you. Well, you know, it's like we didn't know that.

We regret the Tuskegee experiment.

We regret the Tuskegee experiment.

We regret it. Sorry. Sorry. Fuck. Infected people with syphilis.

We regret it. Sorry. Sorry. Fuck. Infected people with syphilis.

Didn't tell people they had syphilis. We're sorry.

Didn't tell people they had syphilis. We're sorry.

Whoopsies. Wuhan lab. Whoopsies.

Whoopsies. Wuhan lab. Whoopsies.

No way. Who saw that coming? Dude. We were conspiracy theorists.

No way. Who saw that coming? Dude. We were conspiracy theorists.

By the way, I welcome him on my podcast. He has an open invitation. God damn it, that'd be awesome. Anytime. And he would be fun. I hope so now. Dude. We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast, but then wake him up, throw some water on him.

By the way, I welcome him on my podcast. He has an open invitation. God damn it, that'd be awesome. Anytime. And he would be fun. I hope so now. Dude. We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast, but then wake him up, throw some water on him.

It's scary.

It's scary.

Well, it was certainly by definition. It was a coup against Biden. Oh, with Kamala. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, by isn't that by definition? Does a coup have to be military? Oh, no, no, no. What's the definition of a coup? I think a coup is just when you... Is it just like some sort of a conspiracy to... Overthrow the leader and install a new leader. That's it, right?

Well, it was certainly by definition. It was a coup against Biden. Oh, with Kamala. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, by isn't that by definition? Does a coup have to be military? Oh, no, no, no. What's the definition of a coup? I think a coup is just when you... Is it just like some sort of a conspiracy to... Overthrow the leader and install a new leader. That's it, right?

It doesn't have to be violent, right?

It doesn't have to be violent, right?

Yeah. Because, again... That's interesting. Is there any other coup d'etat?

Yeah. Because, again... That's interesting. Is there any other coup d'etat?

No, I think it is coup d'etat. That's the actual definition. What's a coup?

No, I think it is coup d'etat. That's the actual definition. What's a coup?

Yeah, it's essentially we shortened it. So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes... And they force you out. And your wife doesn't want you to get forced out. And then there's all these arguments. And then you wear a MAGA hat. And then your wife wears red when she votes. Yeah, you send the signal.

Yeah, it's essentially we shortened it. So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes... And they force you out. And your wife doesn't want you to get forced out. And then there's all these arguments. And then you wear a MAGA hat. And then your wife wears red when she votes. Yeah, you send the signal.

And then your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris. She's talking about joy and just nonsensical fucking word salad. Dude, I know. I saw that. It's like they're so pissed. It's kind of a coup. It seems like it's kind of a coup. And also, the right thing to do. That guy should not be. He might have won.

And then your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris. She's talking about joy and just nonsensical fucking word salad. Dude, I know. I saw that. It's like they're so pissed. It's kind of a coup. It seems like it's kind of a coup. And also, the right thing to do. That guy should not be. He might have won.

I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead. That's not what the deal is. The deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international. relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he makes our economy happier. Go. Go.

I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead. That's not what the deal is. The deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international. relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he makes our economy happier. Go. Go.

But you know, you see something and it's only a 15 second clip and you go like, okay, let me just be the nicest person possible. Like what, what could be the reason why you would say, how dare we say Merry Christmas? Yeah. Unless you're playing a character. Right. Well, she's on stage doing a play. She's like, I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch.

But you know, you see something and it's only a 15 second clip and you go like, okay, let me just be the nicest person possible. Like what, what could be the reason why you would say, how dare we say Merry Christmas? Yeah. Unless you're playing a character. Right. Well, she's on stage doing a play. She's like, I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch.

That's the deal. Yeah.

That's the deal. Yeah.

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They're like, we don't want a primary because of another Democrat comes in. If Shapiro comes in, if Newsom comes in, whole new cabinet.

They're like, we don't want a primary because of another Democrat comes in. If Shapiro comes in, if Newsom comes in, whole new cabinet.

Everybody knew. Everybody knew.

Everybody knew. Everybody knew.

Everybody wants to keep their job. It's so fucked up. even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won If she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary. Right. And that's kind of crazy. And it's not a good precedent to set. It's not good to let people weasel around this system that we have in place.

Everybody wants to keep their job. It's so fucked up. even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won If she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary. Right. And that's kind of crazy. And it's not a good precedent to set. It's not good to let people weasel around this system that we have in place.

And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal. It seems like it's kind of illegal. Is it illegal? Well, dude, I mean, should it be illegal? How about let me say this. That should be illegal. Right.

And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal. It seems like it's kind of illegal. Is it illegal? Well, dude, I mean, should it be illegal? How about let me say this. That should be illegal. Right.

You should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person who's going to run for president is. Right. That's the whole deal.

You should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person who's going to run for president is. Right. That's the whole deal.

Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact. And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president. Let's find out what the people think.

Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact. And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president. Let's find out what the people think.

If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job, the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote. Like, really vote. Actually vote. Don't fuck with the vote. The mail-in ballots seem kind of odd. Let's not do that. Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s. Let's just do it in person like we always do.

If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job, the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote. Like, really vote. Actually vote. Don't fuck with the vote. The mail-in ballots seem kind of odd. Let's not do that. Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s. Let's just do it in person like we always do.

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Those are the people that are still getting boosted. I am up to date. I have all nine of my boosters. Jesus Christ. They got boosters in their eyeballs. You can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs. And eventually, they're going to be just pointing at people. Ah! You haven't had your boosters. That is... Six feet distance. That's what it felt like, man.

Those are the people that are still getting boosted. I am up to date. I have all nine of my boosters. Jesus Christ. They got boosters in their eyeballs. You can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs. And eventually, they're going to be just pointing at people. Ah! You haven't had your boosters. That is... Six feet distance. That's what it felt like, man.

That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic. It felt like some people looked at you like you were the dirty... Like, I heard dudes I know. I know them. I've hung out with them. And they were calling people plague rats.

That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic. It felt like some people looked at you like you were the dirty... Like, I heard dudes I know. I know them. I've hung out with them. And they were calling people plague rats.

Calling unvaccinated people plague rats.

Calling unvaccinated people plague rats.

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um and you know maybe you're not supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to find the the compassionate way of looking at kamala harris i try to find that with everybody man is that as like an exercise that i've been doing more and more over the last few years i try to push it all day long yeah there's so many things to get upset about but there's also there's so

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The world has responded to all. Have you seen this crazy interview where Don Lemon interviewed some dude on the street?

The world has responded to all. Have you seen this crazy interview where Don Lemon interviewed some dude on the street?

You haven't seen this?

You haven't seen this?

It's so funny because Don Lemon's doing like these on-the-street interviews, and he's talking to this guy about the news, and the guy is essentially telling Don Lemon, like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying. He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post. I forget what the subject was. But he got Don Lemon to say, I don't listen to mainstream news either. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so funny because Don Lemon's doing like these on-the-street interviews, and he's talking to this guy about the news, and the guy is essentially telling Don Lemon, like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying. He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post. I forget what the subject was. But he got Don Lemon to say, I don't listen to mainstream news either. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Play this. Play this from the beginning. Because this is so crazy.

Play this. Play this from the beginning. Because this is so crazy.

Oh, he said a lot of people coming to him. I misunderstood. I got a hard-on when I saw that. Dude, that is incredible. Well, that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources, it must be true. Like, oh, he's President Musk. Maybe we have the good guy super genius on our side. And this idea that he's doing it for money.

Oh, he said a lot of people coming to him. I misunderstood. I got a hard-on when I saw that. Dude, that is incredible. Well, that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources, it must be true. Like, oh, he's President Musk. Maybe we have the good guy super genius on our side. And this idea that he's doing it for money.

Hey, you fucking halfwits. He has all the money. Yeah. He has more money than anybody. Right. He's simultaneously running multiple businesses that are at the peak, the cutting edge of technology. Sure. Shut the fuck up and let him cook.

Hey, you fucking halfwits. He has all the money. Yeah. He has more money than anybody. Right. He's simultaneously running multiple businesses that are at the peak, the cutting edge of technology. Sure. Shut the fuck up and let him cook.

And really smart people like to get really good at syncing up. They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly. There you go. Sync up. Yeah. And you know what it is? It's just dorks. It's dorks. And dorks have found a thing. Right. They found a thing. Maybe your thing could have been chess. It's not. It's politics. You know what I mean?

And really smart people like to get really good at syncing up. They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly. There you go. Sync up. Yeah. And you know what it is? It's just dorks. It's dorks. And dorks have found a thing. Right. They found a thing. Maybe your thing could have been chess. It's not. It's politics. You know what I mean?

Like whatever your thing is, that's what's really going on. And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you. It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing – that we are the only people that have ever gone through this.

Like whatever your thing is, that's what's really going on. And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you. It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing – that we are the only people that have ever gone through this.

And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past, how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to, and how much of this chaos...

And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past, how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to, and how much of this chaos...

is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable yeah insane amounts of money and control of the narrative and it's not working it's not working it's not working you and i and jamie in a fucking room yeah Are working. Right. That's not working.

is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable yeah insane amounts of money and control of the narrative and it's not working it's not working it's not working you and i and jamie in a fucking room yeah Are working. Right. That's not working.

What they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now. And the sources that aren't reliable, like that guy listed off, they're dying off. Yeah. You know, the New York Times app is more people use it for Wordle than anything. Like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company. See if that's true. I don't want to get sued.

What they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now. And the sources that aren't reliable, like that guy listed off, they're dying off. Yeah. You know, the New York Times app is more people use it for Wordle than anything. Like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company. See if that's true. I don't want to get sued.

I'm pretty sure it's true. Well, I mean, Wordle is fun. I'm sure it's fun. I think it's a separate app. Is it a separate app? Or is it that Wordle gets... I do mind. I'm tired of you drinking. Thank you. Is that what it is? Um, so that Wordle gets more activity for the company. That's what essentially, yeah, there was a graph.

I'm pretty sure it's true. Well, I mean, Wordle is fun. I'm sure it's fun. I think it's a separate app. Is it a separate app? Or is it that Wordle gets... I do mind. I'm tired of you drinking. Thank you. Is that what it is? Um, so that Wordle gets more activity for the company. That's what essentially, yeah, there was a graph.

I was too lazy to read the whole graph, but it was a breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything.

I was too lazy to read the whole graph, but it was a breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything.

Let's make sure that's true. Otherwise we'll have to cut this out. I don't want New York times on my ass. Oh my God. That would suck. Sucks so bad. They've done it before. It's just, that's their job. That's their job. You know, they're just like, that shouldn't be a job where your New York Times games are more popular than its news. If that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.

Let's make sure that's true. Otherwise we'll have to cut this out. I don't want New York times on my ass. Oh my God. That would suck. Sucks so bad. They've done it before. It's just, that's their job. That's their job. You know, they're just like, that shouldn't be a job where your New York Times games are more popular than its news. If that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.

It's not necessary anymore. And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things like Coleman Hughes or some of these people. Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a following.

It's not necessary anymore. And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things like Coleman Hughes or some of these people. Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a following.

And then you'll become a reliable source of news.

And then you'll become a reliable source of news.

Because I know that if I ask Coleman about X, Y, or Z and he's informed, he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is. There's a few people in my life that are like that, like Andrew Huberman. If I have some sort of health-related question, Peter Attia. I have some sort of like how are they doing this and is this legitimate? And they'll look at it and they'll analyze it.

Because I know that if I ask Coleman about X, Y, or Z and he's informed, he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is. There's a few people in my life that are like that, like Andrew Huberman. If I have some sort of health-related question, Peter Attia. I have some sort of like how are they doing this and is this legitimate? And they'll look at it and they'll analyze it.

I've sent Huberman stuff, and he goes over the data. He's like, this is fascinating. This theoretically should work, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is. It's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person. Forget it. I mean, it's too difficult. You'd have one line of inquiry.

I've sent Huberman stuff, and he goes over the data. He's like, this is fascinating. This theoretically should work, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is. It's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person. Forget it. I mean, it's too difficult. You'd have one line of inquiry.

You have one lane, whether it's archaeology or language, one lane where you're like, soup. well read in. You don't have access to all these other professors that are working on quantum physics. You don't have access to the James Webb telescope. You don't have access to all this data. It's too hard to get. Now it's fucking everywhere. It's everywhere all the time.

You have one lane, whether it's archaeology or language, one lane where you're like, soup. well read in. You don't have access to all these other professors that are working on quantum physics. You don't have access to the James Webb telescope. You don't have access to all this data. It's too hard to get. Now it's fucking everywhere. It's everywhere all the time.

It's a question away on your phone. It's a question away. You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button. You say, hey Google, why don't you tell me what the James Webb telescope's been up to? Yeah, hey, chat GPT, why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake?

It's a question away on your phone. It's a question away. You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button. You say, hey Google, why don't you tell me what the James Webb telescope's been up to? Yeah, hey, chat GPT, why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake?

It's the best. I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people. They're coming out of the water.

It's the best. I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people. They're coming out of the water.

You know what I've been saying for a while, the last few weeks at least? I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians. I think maybe they're just here. They're like some sort of an autonomous creation that... That's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI. Right.

You know what I've been saying for a while, the last few weeks at least? I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians. I think maybe they're just here. They're like some sort of an autonomous creation that... That's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI. Right.

This is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of integration in the great universe. This and like we're at this like, oh, I don't want to get out of my cocoon. We're in that stage. We're in this bizarre, strange Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields. We're in this weird stage where we're going to launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself.

This is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of integration in the great universe. This and like we're at this like, oh, I don't want to get out of my cocoon. We're in that stage. We're in this bizarre, strange Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields. We're in this weird stage where we're going to launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself.

Yeah. And it's going to happen whether you like it or not. Yeah. And this is just what's happening right now. And that's why everything's so chaotic. Okay. McKenna used to talk about this. He used to talk about how the end of civilization, it's not going to be a whimper. It's going to be people screaming in agony and flailing and trying to hold on to the past.

Yeah. And it's going to happen whether you like it or not. Yeah. And this is just what's happening right now. And that's why everything's so chaotic. Okay. McKenna used to talk about this. He used to talk about how the end of civilization, it's not going to be a whimper. It's going to be people screaming in agony and flailing and trying to hold on to the past.

Hold on to the way.

Hold on to the way.

Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.

Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.

You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

How many fucking genders? What are you saying?

How many fucking genders? What are you saying?

The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.

I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.

How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.

How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.

Fuck him. Make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit. Damon. Yeah, like Matt Damon did in that Marsha movie.

Fuck him. Make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit. Damon. Yeah, like Matt Damon did in that Marsha movie.

Can I tell you Terrence Howard's idea? Yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah. He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life. He thinks what happens is the sun is constantly ejecting things, right? You see these coronal mass ejections, crazy. Millions of times longer than the distance between whatever and whatever, I don't know. Just scary.

Can I tell you Terrence Howard's idea? Yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah. He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life. He thinks what happens is the sun is constantly ejecting things, right? You see these coronal mass ejections, crazy. Millions of times longer than the distance between whatever and whatever, I don't know. Just scary.

Crazy, bigger than Earth, right? that he thinks these particles coalesce in space outside of the gravity of the sun, and they orbit the sun, and very close at first, but then as time goes on, they move further and further away, and they get to a place where they're in this position like Earth is, and then they people. They flower, just like when you plant a seed, when the water comes. So cool.

Crazy, bigger than Earth, right? that he thinks these particles coalesce in space outside of the gravity of the sun, and they orbit the sun, and very close at first, but then as time goes on, they move further and further away, and they get to a place where they're in this position like Earth is, and then they people. They flower, just like when you plant a seed, when the water comes. So cool.

And then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone. Wow. And he thinks that Mars at one point in time probably had civilization in life. And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun, it eventually got too cold. And it eventually got hit by something. It lost its atmosphere.

And then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone. Wow. And he thinks that Mars at one point in time probably had civilization in life. And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun, it eventually got too cold. And it eventually got hit by something. It lost its atmosphere.

And now it's just desert. That's so cool. Well, now they know there's water on Mars. Yeah. They know. It used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories. Oh, there's no water on Mars. There's no evidence of water. How could a society live there? But, you know, this is the nuttiest of nutty, but some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago and said there were pyramids there. Sure.

And now it's just desert. That's so cool. Well, now they know there's water on Mars. Yeah. They know. It used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories. Oh, there's no water on Mars. There's no evidence of water. How could a society live there? But, you know, this is the nuttiest of nutty, but some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago and said there were pyramids there. Sure.

And there was a civilization there. Yeah. And, you know, there's tribes. No, actually, they think they came from the planet Sirius, right? Like the Dogon tribe.

And there was a civilization there. Yeah. And, you know, there's tribes. No, actually, they think they came from the planet Sirius, right? Like the Dogon tribe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They believe that all people came from another planet.

They believe that all people came from another planet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you were in Mars, and you're 1,000 years advanced from us, and they never figure out AI, so they could just go in a different direction. They're like super, super advanced, though, where they could travel through the space between the planets. And you get to a point where you're like, hey, guys, we got about a decade. Yeah. We got about one decade where life can exist on this fucking planet.

If you were in Mars, and you're 1,000 years advanced from us, and they never figure out AI, so they could just go in a different direction. They're like super, super advanced, though, where they could travel through the space between the planets. And you get to a point where you're like, hey, guys, we got about a decade. Yeah. We got about one decade where life can exist on this fucking planet.

We got to get off of this now. Earth is ready. There's some monkeys there. There's a bunch of shit there. It's like, you know, we could just go there. Yeah. We just go there. And then we just monked around. These guys are developing really slowly. Like, why don't we just... And then Homo sapiens. Yay, look, Homo sapiens.

We got to get off of this now. Earth is ready. There's some monkeys there. There's a bunch of shit there. It's like, you know, we could just go there. Yeah. We just go there. And then we just monked around. These guys are developing really slowly. Like, why don't we just... And then Homo sapiens. Yay, look, Homo sapiens.

Definitely not what I just described.

Definitely not what I just described.

I was like, that's crazy.

I was like, that's crazy.

How do you spell sower?

How do you spell sower?

Oh, like a sow? Like sowing things?

Oh, like a sow? Like sowing things?

S-O, sower of seeds.

S-O, sower of seeds.

The disciples came to him and asked, why do you speak to the people in parables? He replied, because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. This is why I speak to them in parables.

The disciples came to him and asked, why do you speak to the people in parables? He replied, because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. This is why I speak to them in parables.

I'd be like, bro, what the fuck did you say? Can you break that down? If I had that guy on the podcast, if I had God on the podcast, I'd be like, okay. Do you have friends? When you talk to friends, when you say complicated things, you should make them make sense. So I know you're smart. You made the whole universe. I'm not being disrespectful, sir. But what did you just say?

I'd be like, bro, what the fuck did you say? Can you break that down? If I had that guy on the podcast, if I had God on the podcast, I'd be like, okay. Do you have friends? When you talk to friends, when you say complicated things, you should make them make sense. So I know you're smart. You made the whole universe. I'm not being disrespectful, sir. But what did you just say?

Is it because we teach kids that way kind of? We kind of teach kids almost in parables. We teach kids like a simplistic form of everything.

Is it because we teach kids that way kind of? We kind of teach kids almost in parables. We teach kids like a simplistic form of everything.

That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you. Oh, the worst. When someone's like, I don't know if you know, but let me explain to you. Oh, please. What's wrong with the way you're thinking. I can't wait to hear. It's the grossest way to talk to people ever.

That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you. Oh, the worst. When someone's like, I don't know if you know, but let me explain to you. Oh, please. What's wrong with the way you're thinking. I can't wait to hear. It's the grossest way to talk to people ever.

But you're deciding to be mean about a point of discussion. That's right. That's what it is. You're deciding to be mean. Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know. This is why I believe what you're saying is not true.

But you're deciding to be mean about a point of discussion. That's right. That's what it is. You're deciding to be mean. Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know. This is why I believe what you're saying is not true.

Because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how we know that. And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard. So when Terrence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that he was saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting. He's a very brilliant guy.

Because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how we know that. And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard. So when Terrence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that he was saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting. He's a very brilliant guy.

So that's the placebo effect. The placebo effect is real. You know, I had a guy tell me this once. He was like a kind of a wacky, healing, chiropractic type guy. And he was telling me that if you believe what I'm saying is true, because I was asking him, like, how does this work? Like, how is this working? Like, how are you healing people by working on, by pressing on things?

So that's the placebo effect. The placebo effect is real. You know, I had a guy tell me this once. He was like a kind of a wacky, healing, chiropractic type guy. And he was telling me that if you believe what I'm saying is true, because I was asking him, like, how does this work? Like, how is this working? Like, how are you healing people by working on, by pressing on things?

Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics. He's super fucking crazy scary smart. And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review. He goes, I'm not a peer. You're not my peer. He goes, I'm an expert. I'm giving you an expert review. I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas. Just stop teaching people.

Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics. He's super fucking crazy scary smart. And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review. He goes, I'm not a peer. You're not my peer. He goes, I'm an expert. I'm giving you an expert review. I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas. Just stop teaching people.

It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living. That's all it is. You are like us. And this is what he said of him. He said he's one of us. He just went down a different path. That's right. He's a brilliant guy. who has a strong desire to understand the universe. A strong desire to understand things. But you have to go down the path of peers.

It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living. That's all it is. You are like us. And this is what he said of him. He said he's one of us. He just went down a different path. That's right. He's a brilliant guy. who has a strong desire to understand the universe. A strong desire to understand things. But you have to go down the path of peers.

You have to go down the path of, you gotta be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about. And the only way you're really gonna get in, you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you, you have to be invited into something, or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other ones did.

You have to go down the path of, you gotta be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about. And the only way you're really gonna get in, you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you, you have to be invited into something, or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other ones did.

That's how you find out, especially when it comes to shit like mathematics, Boy, you know when you're talking about like things like physics Yeah, boy, you need you need that's these are cold hard fact-based Disciplines.

That's how you find out, especially when it comes to shit like mathematics, Boy, you know when you're talking about like things like physics Yeah, boy, you need you need that's these are cold hard fact-based Disciplines.

You got to see also that Terrence is a good guy.

You got to see also that Terrence is a good guy.

He didn't get upset. He didn't get angry.

He didn't get upset. He didn't get angry.

It wasn't at all. And it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good. That peopling idea is really fucking good. The other thing that he has that he invented, you've seen that linchpin thing that he invented? I saw something like that. It's like modular drone technology that can be used for construction and fucking moving giant girders and shit.

It wasn't at all. And it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good. That peopling idea is really fucking good. The other thing that he has that he invented, you've seen that linchpin thing that he invented? I saw something like that. It's like modular drone technology that can be used for construction and fucking moving giant girders and shit.

Creative vortex or something. Well, they all link together. It's like a geometric pattern. But the nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the fucking calculations that he made. I don't even remember exactly what it was. He goes, you had to cheat that, right? Right. And he's like, yeah, I did. I did that to make it work. And he's like, ah.

Creative vortex or something. Well, they all link together. It's like a geometric pattern. But the nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the fucking calculations that he made. I don't even remember exactly what it was. He goes, you had to cheat that, right? Right. And he's like, yeah, I did. I did that to make it work. And he's like, ah.

They were like fucking with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns. And then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.

They were like fucking with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns. And then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.

If you believe it works. So it's a lie. But if I believe the lie... So what are you selling? You're just like fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words. Yeah.

If you believe it works. So it's a lie. But if I believe the lie... So what are you selling? You're just like fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words. Yeah.

Freaking out about his mom.

Freaking out about his mom.

I think he did, dude. I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality.

I think he did, dude. I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality.

But I don't watch TikTok. I don't have TikTok.

But I don't watch TikTok. I don't have TikTok.

And you're doing hypnosis kind of because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself.

And you're doing hypnosis kind of because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself.

I won't click on it. They probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links.

I won't click on it. They probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links.

That's probably in the user agreement. I still send them. We agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link.

That's probably in the user agreement. I still send them. We agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link.

TikTok.

TikTok.

Getting people to dance to a certain cultural BPM. Jamie, I'm going to send you something. I'm not sure if it's true. So I want you to find out if it's true. And it was someone was saying that there's a whole series of I saved it on Twitter. It's a link on Twitter. That's what it is. there's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing.

Getting people to dance to a certain cultural BPM. Jamie, I'm going to send you something. I'm not sure if it's true. So I want you to find out if it's true. And it was someone was saying that there's a whole series of I saved it on Twitter. It's a link on Twitter. That's what it is. there's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing.

I don't know. The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit. And when people—here it is. I'll send it to you, Jamie. When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell. Because if you change this and create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop.

I don't know. The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit. And when people—here it is. I'll send it to you, Jamie. When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell. Because if you change this and create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop.

So by the time it gets around, it's like, I don't know if it's true or not. These are one of those. So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage, exactly – I wonder if that's a mandate. I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email. Mass email. That says copy and paste this perhaps.

So by the time it gets around, it's like, I don't know if it's true or not. These are one of those. So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage, exactly – I wonder if that's a mandate. I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email. Mass email. That says copy and paste this perhaps.

Or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was. I just don't know if it was real. So I want Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick. Thank you, Jamie. Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal.

Or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was. I just don't know if it was real. So I want Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick. Thank you, Jamie. Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal.

I know. I know. Jamie's not a liberal, folks. Yeah. Jamie's very down the middle. Hey, Jamie's not a liberal. I would say you're a centrist. Is that correct?

I know. I know. Jamie's not a liberal, folks. Yeah. Jamie's very down the middle. Hey, Jamie's not a liberal. I would say you're a centrist. Is that correct?

See if the thing has been community noted.

See if the thing has been community noted.

Okay, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies. Some of them are a response.

Okay, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies. Some of them are a response.

That's what I was going to do next. Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught. Do you remember when there was this misinformation video that got out? There was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech.

That's what I was going to do next. Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught. Do you remember when there was this misinformation video that got out? There was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech.

In verbatim. Yeah. In tune. In time. Yeah. It's really weird.

In verbatim. Yeah. In tune. In time. Yeah. It's really weird.

Play that, Jamie.

Play that, Jamie.

Yeah, they get given some... They just get the same script.

Yeah, they get given some... They just get the same script.

Right, but it's about misinformation. Oh, yeah, right. And it's weird. It's weird because they're basically protecting their job. So what it is, they've been caught stealing money. They've got a big fucking pot of gold. And the people are at the door like, I heard you got gold in there. What you're hearing is misinformation. It's all misinformation.

Right, but it's about misinformation. Oh, yeah, right. And it's weird. It's weird because they're basically protecting their job. So what it is, they've been caught stealing money. They've got a big fucking pot of gold. And the people are at the door like, I heard you got gold in there. What you're hearing is misinformation. It's all misinformation.

We are the number one source of news and we're dedicated to give you, The true objective.

We are the number one source of news and we're dedicated to give you, The true objective.

Right. Is it what company is it that makes them? Sinclair. Let's just play it though because it's so crazy that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news and they're reading off this thing pretending that these are their thoughts. This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable. Because people know those are not their thoughts.

Right. Is it what company is it that makes them? Sinclair. Let's just play it though because it's so crazy that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news and they're reading off this thing pretending that these are their thoughts. This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable. Because people know those are not their thoughts.

They know they're reading off a script. Right. Everybody knows it. So it doesn't work. You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter. You know what I mean? They're still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying.

They know they're reading off a script. Right. Everybody knows it. So it doesn't work. You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter. You know what I mean? They're still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying.

It says Harris fumed at Americans saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurface clips.

It says Harris fumed at Americans saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurface clips.

Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman, is giving a press conference on the UAPs and the drones, and she's saying we don't know what they are, they're not ours, and they're not an adversary's. I think I tweeted it. I sent it to you, right?

Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman, is giving a press conference on the UAPs and the drones, and she's saying we don't know what they are, they're not ours, and they're not an adversary's. I think I tweeted it. I sent it to you, right?

Is she a kook? Who is this lady?

Is she a kook? Who is this lady?

Is this a legit press conference?

Is this a legit press conference?

That's what I go by. It's a podium. You can get all the way the fuck up there and nobody tackles you.

That's what I go by. It's a podium. You can get all the way the fuck up there and nobody tackles you.

You've got to be legit. Yeah. You're at the podium.

You've got to be legit. Yeah. You're at the podium.

You're at the Sacred Scrolls. There's a flag behind you. I'm going to buy an Aria Torah. You ever see the Torah? Or the Talmud.

You're at the Sacred Scrolls. There's a flag behind you. I'm going to buy an Aria Torah. You ever see the Torah? Or the Talmud.

You're going to buy the actual scroll? Get someone to write it for you.

You're going to buy the actual scroll? Get someone to write it for you.

No, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it.

No, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it.

No, it's not her name. I just made that up.

No, it's not her name. I just made that up.

Oh, yeah. That would be awesome.

Oh, yeah. That would be awesome.

she's like she's like such a loon and this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not there's too many things this is what people are realizing there's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that are 100 fact now and everybody knows that and this is this uh latest what is the house committee thing on when with covid and the wuhan lab leak and this lady this is the craziest shit i've ever seen nina jankovic

she's like she's like such a loon and this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not there's too many things this is what people are realizing there's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that are 100 fact now and everybody knows that and this is this uh latest what is the house committee thing on when with covid and the wuhan lab leak and this lady this is the craziest shit i've ever seen nina jankovic

But this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the- I'm just saying it feels like that. I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing. That's what it is. And it's a good way to go viral. I mean, we just talked about it. People share it.

But this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the- I'm just saying it feels like that. I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing. That's what it is. And it's a good way to go viral. I mean, we just talked about it. People share it.

Even if it's preposterous, it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch.

Even if it's preposterous, it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch.

She should get Nancy Pelosi money.

She should get Nancy Pelosi money.

Just Cristal and diamonds in the bathtub. Just waddle around in it. Ugh. And just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes. You could be young again.

Just Cristal and diamonds in the bathtub. Just waddle around in it. Ugh. And just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes. You could be young again.

Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.

Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.

I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.

I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.

We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...

How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...

horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare

horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare

Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.

Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.

That's such a great point that I never even thought of.

That's such a great point that I never even thought of.

That's barely anything.

That's barely anything.

How about we pay them more, but they can't do speeches? No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave. You can write books. You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches. None of those $500,000 speeches.

How about we pay them more, but they can't do speeches? No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave. You can write books. You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches. None of those $500,000 speeches.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll give you a little of this. You give me a little of that, and we do it right in front of the world.

I'll give you a little of this. You give me a little of that, and we do it right in front of the world.

Why isn't he letting out Joe Exotic?

Why isn't he letting out Joe Exotic?

Russ Albrecht first.

Russ Albrecht first.

Yeah. I mean, obviously there's probably some people who find that. I think Trump committed to doing that, to releasing.

Yeah. I mean, obviously there's probably some people who find that. I think Trump committed to doing that, to releasing.

Yeah. Well, I mean. Does that, find out if that's true, Jamie? I believe it is. I believe he was, it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Well, I mean. Does that, find out if that's true, Jamie? I believe it is. I believe he was, it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did. Oh, yeah.

Yes, that's right. Libertarian. Libertarian and Bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain. When I'm barely tuned in, it's all the same. It's like NFT, libertarian, Bitcoin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yeah, I'm a libertarian. Like, sure. It's on paper. It's a great idea. It's not a real party.

Yes, that's right. Libertarian. Libertarian and Bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain. When I'm barely tuned in, it's all the same. It's like NFT, libertarian, Bitcoin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yeah, I'm a libertarian. Like, sure. It's on paper. It's a great idea. It's not a real party.

I'm a sovereign citizen, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's great. But I'm not of this planet. Where are you from?

I'm a sovereign citizen, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's great. But I'm not of this planet. Where are you from?

I'm from everywhere. I'm from everywhere, man. I'm Johnny Cash. Dude, that's a lot of places. I've been everywhere, man.

I'm from everywhere. I'm from everywhere, man. I'm Johnny Cash. Dude, that's a lot of places. I've been everywhere, man.

Johnny Cash was the fucking man. Oh my God. He was the fucking man.

Johnny Cash was the fucking man. Oh my God. He was the fucking man.

Top ten, probably. Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison? Folsom Prison Blues? It's the most incredible thing. He played at the prison. It's incredible. Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison. Like, way back in the day. I forget when it was, but I remember, I believe it was an HBO special. And he did it live from a prison, which is fucking buck wild. So badass.

Top ten, probably. Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison? Folsom Prison Blues? It's the most incredible thing. He played at the prison. It's incredible. Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison. Like, way back in the day. I forget when it was, but I remember, I believe it was an HBO special. And he did it live from a prison, which is fucking buck wild. So badass.

He would murder the prison. Yeah. You know, metaphorically.

He would murder the prison. Yeah. You know, metaphorically.

Is this Paul Rudd?

Is this Paul Rudd?

Respect to Paul Rodriguez. I don't even know if it worked. Are they laughing? It looks like they're laughing. It looks like they're having a good time. That's crazy. No, they don't have to. I'm joking. I'm sure they don't. Rush him. How's the guards going to stop by the time they beat him to death? 50 dudes just rush him?

Respect to Paul Rodriguez. I don't even know if it worked. Are they laughing? It looks like they're laughing. It looks like they're having a good time. That's crazy. No, they don't have to. I'm joking. I'm sure they don't. Rush him. How's the guards going to stop by the time they beat him to death? 50 dudes just rush him?

I mean, yeah.

I mean, yeah.

It's San Quentin. He was popular at the time. He is still popular, but he was very, very popular at the time.

It's San Quentin. He was popular at the time. He is still popular, but he was very, very popular at the time.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama. I mean, there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage. Those are human beings. Dude. I mean. Nobody's aged harder than that dude. Well, he's withered. Bro, but those are like, those are vampire years. These are like you got bit by a leech. Like you got a parasite.

Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama. I mean, there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage. Those are human beings. Dude. I mean. Nobody's aged harder than that dude. Well, he's withered. Bro, but those are like, those are vampire years. These are like you got bit by a leech. Like you got a parasite.

Yeah, what are you? Yeah. That's most people and that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the same thing. It's the same person. It's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing. And it could be how you were raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be. But people find a way to fucking slip into a groove. Yeah. And it's so much easier.

Yeah, what are you? Yeah. That's most people and that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the same thing. It's the same person. It's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing. And it could be how you were raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be. But people find a way to fucking slip into a groove. Yeah. And it's so much easier.

Years.

Years.

Yeah, right, right, right. You have the Ark of Covenant in your bedroom.

Yeah, right, right, right. You have the Ark of Covenant in your bedroom.

Like you're cooking.

Like you're cooking.

You're aging. Like you look like you age 50 fucking years. You look like a really good looking 70 year old. There's something weird.

You're aging. Like you look like you age 50 fucking years. You look like a really good looking 70 year old. There's something weird.

No purpose. No purpose. I think we're going to be able to read minds in five years and all this is going to be a moot point. I think it's going to all go out the window. I think quantum computing is going to crush encryption. We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide. We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without conventional capitalism.

No purpose. No purpose. I think we're going to be able to read minds in five years and all this is going to be a moot point. I think it's going to all go out the window. I think quantum computing is going to crush encryption. We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide. We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without conventional capitalism.

There's going to be some

There's going to be some

weird new shifting that's gonna come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligent than us and everything's gonna get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it and we think that we oh we have to be ready for it it's not gonna happen like that because I'm not ready for it no one's ready for it no it couldn't happen just like a super volcano just like an asteroid impact it can happen and you're not ready for it that's right and a lot of us might not make it that's right dude okay this as far as like AGI goes

weird new shifting that's gonna come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligent than us and everything's gonna get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it and we think that we oh we have to be ready for it it's not gonna happen like that because I'm not ready for it no one's ready for it no it couldn't happen just like a super volcano just like an asteroid impact it can happen and you're not ready for it that's right and a lot of us might not make it that's right dude okay this as far as like AGI goes