Duncan Trussell

Hold on to the way.

Hold on to the way.

Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.

Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.

Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.

You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

How many fucking genders? What are you saying?

How many fucking genders? What are you saying?

How many fucking genders? What are you saying?

The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.

I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.

I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.

How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.

How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.

How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.