Duncan Trussell

Just Cristal and diamonds in the bathtub. Just waddle around in it. Ugh. And just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes. You could be young again.

Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.

Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.

Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.

I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.

I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.

I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.

We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...

How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...

How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...

horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare

horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare

horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare

Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.

Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.

Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.

That's such a great point that I never even thought of.