Duncan Trussell

Super good question. I wish I knew it. It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though. Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels. Shekels. Was it Shekels?

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Let's sell fucking wine. He's just losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing. Wow. Wow. That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton. If he plays badminton, he's got to win. Pickleball. He's got to win. I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball. If you get pinned.

Let's sell fucking wine. He's just losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing. Wow. Wow. That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton. If he plays badminton, he's got to win. Pickleball. He's got to win. I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball. If you get pinned.

Let's sell fucking wine. He's just losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing. Wow. Wow. That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton. If he plays badminton, he's got to win. Pickleball. He's got to win. I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball. If you get pinned.

If you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match. Like, what the fuck, dude?

If you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match. Like, what the fuck, dude?

If you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match. Like, what the fuck, dude?

If you get submitted, somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match.

If you get submitted, somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match.

If you get submitted, somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match.

He doesn't know what the fuck to do. He doesn't know shit. He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? Jesus goes to the UF Open Golf Tournament and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf. He can't even fucking hit the ball right. Somebody show him how to hit the ball. Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball. Just falling down.

He doesn't know what the fuck to do. He doesn't know shit. He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? Jesus goes to the UF Open Golf Tournament and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf. He can't even fucking hit the ball right. Somebody show him how to hit the ball. Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball. Just falling down.

He doesn't know what the fuck to do. He doesn't know shit. He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? Jesus goes to the UF Open Golf Tournament and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf. He can't even fucking hit the ball right. Somebody show him how to hit the ball. Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball. Just falling down.

People would be so disappointed in Jesus. Everything, the way he walked. Just bowled a gutter ball every time. You fucking dummy. What are you doing? Farts in the car.