Duncan Trussell

Get Ari.

He'll just shit in there and lie to you. It's so gross. Ari just shits publicly. He's out of his mind. How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got a fart.

He'll just shit in there and lie to you. It's so gross. Ari just shits publicly. He's out of his mind. How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got a fart.

He'll just shit in there and lie to you. It's so gross. Ari just shits publicly. He's out of his mind. How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got a fart.

Real quick, like a ninja.

Real quick, like a ninja.

Real quick, like a ninja.

You're going to get a little bit of air in there. You know what I mean? It's like moonshine. It's not 100% alcohol. You'd use a tube if you were a pro. Yeah, you would use a tube. A tube going into the jar. You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper, completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube.

You're going to get a little bit of air in there. You know what I mean? It's like moonshine. It's not 100% alcohol. You'd use a tube if you were a pro. Yeah, you would use a tube. A tube going into the jar. You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper, completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube.

You're going to get a little bit of air in there. You know what I mean? It's like moonshine. It's not 100% alcohol. You'd use a tube if you were a pro. Yeah, you would use a tube. A tube going into the jar. You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper, completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube.

And it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.

And it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.

And it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.

There would be a robot there that would seal that jar off so we know it's pure. How do you know when your jar is filled? What if you gave me a half-assed fart? I want a real fart.

There would be a robot there that would seal that jar off so we know it's pure. How do you know when your jar is filled? What if you gave me a half-assed fart? I want a real fart.

There would be a robot there that would seal that jar off so we know it's pure. How do you know when your jar is filled? What if you gave me a half-assed fart? I want a real fart.

Taco Bell fart. Dude. That's what I want.

Taco Bell fart. Dude. That's what I want.

Taco Bell fart. Dude. That's what I want.

I want one of those farts where you're in the car and you buy a Taco Bell and you immediately hate yourself.