Duncan Trussell

Maybe what that cultural trance is, this is like... it's a pattern that you can follow that can connect you to the divine. And there's a bunch of these different patterns. This pattern might be Buddhism, this pattern might be Islam, this pattern might be even Mormonism. Even Scientology. Definitely Scientology. I think all of them can be distorted. All of them can be subverted.

All of them can have those guys that have private jets and Rolls Royces and those fucking crazy arena guys. All of it can go in that direction. But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instinct.

All of them can have those guys that have private jets and Rolls Royces and those fucking crazy arena guys. All of it can go in that direction. But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instinct.

All of them can have those guys that have private jets and Rolls Royces and those fucking crazy arena guys. All of it can go in that direction. But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instinct.

Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus. I would try. I got it. Maybe. Fuck that, dude. It would be cool if you could. I'm going to bring out three-card money. We're going to get him. Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three-card money and getting suckered in. You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking, I thought you were the guy. Hey, man.

Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus. I would try. I got it. Maybe. Fuck that, dude. It would be cool if you could. I'm going to bring out three-card money. We're going to get him. Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three-card money and getting suckered in. You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking, I thought you were the guy. Hey, man.

Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus. I would try. I got it. Maybe. Fuck that, dude. It would be cool if you could. I'm going to bring out three-card money. We're going to get him. Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three-card money and getting suckered in. You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking, I thought you were the guy. Hey, man.

Don't do that. He's, don't understand. It's not the same card. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shekels. You're out of shekels. Is that why they use shekels? I guess. What did they have back then? I don't know. Denarius? What kind of dollars did they have? What unit of money was around when Jesus existed?

Don't do that. He's, don't understand. It's not the same card. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shekels. You're out of shekels. Is that why they use shekels? I guess. What did they have back then? I don't know. Denarius? What kind of dollars did they have? What unit of money was around when Jesus existed?

Don't do that. He's, don't understand. It's not the same card. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shekels. You're out of shekels. Is that why they use shekels? I guess. What did they have back then? I don't know. Denarius? What kind of dollars did they have? What unit of money was around when Jesus existed?

Super good question. I wish I knew it. It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though. Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels. Shekels. Was it Shekels?

Super good question. I wish I knew it. It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though. Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels. Shekels. Was it Shekels?

Super good question. I wish I knew it. It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though. Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels. Shekels. Was it Shekels?

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

Let's sell fucking wine. He's just losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing. Wow. Wow. That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton. If he plays badminton, he's got to win. Pickleball. He's got to win. I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball. If you get pinned.