Duncan Trussell

We're just some kind of meaty 3D printer designed to produce a super intelligence that then, as its final instruction to us, tells us how to open a wormhole through which we become connected to the Galactic Federation.

You just get some fucking monkeys, throw a couple of the right bits of DNA in their dumb ass.

You know, a few million years, a portal will open for the emperor to come through.

And that's what – that's probably a little challenging to a lot of people who don't want to imagine that we are just cattle that were created by a superintelligence to build a spaceport.

You get me excited, dude.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, Rocco's Basilisk.

You know what I mean?

It's not just like you're gonna fucking program Comptown, plug for Comptown.

You're not just gonna plug yourself coming all the time.

You're gonna plug in, you know what?

I want to become the top podcaster on planet earth via talking about mushrooms and aliens.

And also I wanna be able to interview the most powerful people on planet earth.

And make gobs of dough that way.

That sounds like I would pick that if I was choosing experiences, you know?

I mean, when you look at your experience, both of our experiences are incredibly anomalous.

Very.

And surely, from time to time, especially when you're eating mushrooms or something,

You must kind of like think, come on.

You know what I think is going on?