Duncan Trussell

This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we interface. How are we doing this? If we're in a world where It's 2024, and there's drones flying over New Jersey, and they're gaslighting us, saying they're all airplanes. They're saying we have it under control. And then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky. Yeah. Have you seen that? No.

This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we interface. How are we doing this? If we're in a world where It's 2024, and there's drones flying over New Jersey, and they're gaslighting us, saying they're all airplanes. They're saying we have it under control. And then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky. Yeah. Have you seen that? No.

No, you haven't seen that?

No, you haven't seen that?

No, you haven't seen that?

So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.

So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.

So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.

But I'm just for funsies, for funsies.

But I'm just for funsies, for funsies.

But I'm just for funsies, for funsies.

Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.

Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.

Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.

Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

Some of them are suburban size.

Some of them are suburban size.

Some of them are suburban size.