Duncan Trussell

And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.

Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.

Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.

It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.