Duncan Trussell

80% of the planets related to this dude.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?

Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.

Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.

Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.

I'm having a great time. I have great friends. I have a lot of fun. Lots of amazing things. I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living. Why wouldn't I want to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying.