Duncan Trussell

Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.

Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

Most of the time.

Most of the time.

Most of the time.

Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.

Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.

Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.

It's super slippery.