Duncan Trussell

Not a chance in the fucking world. No woman would want that. Yeah, take my baby. You take my baby. I trust it with you. The guy I don't even know, have a baby with me. Have the most precious thing. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it.

It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

80% of the planets related to this dude.

80% of the planets related to this dude.

80% of the planets related to this dude.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?