Dustin

I myself, it turns out, am also one of those lads who's been quietly sitting in the corner for a couple years.

Shut up over there.

A couple of years now, sipping tea, buttering my crumpets, and nodding along, all while trying not to make eye contact like the other guy.

It most likely turns out there may be a whole queue of us blokes waiting and watching politely as if Bonnie Blue is in the room.

You need to look it up.

You're going to need more chairs.

You're going to need more chairs, boys.

How do you know?

Despite being on the wrong side of the pond and possessing an accent that immediately makes most Americans assume that I know the king personally.

I've learned a ridiculous amount from your podcast.

The fundamentals, the mindset, the constant push to actually train rather than just talk about it translates remarkably well.

My shooting has improved far beyond where it would have been without you chirping away in my earphones whenever a new episode drops.

It goes on.

Owning firearms in the UK isn't exactly easy and has its own complications, so I kindly ask that any personal details of mine be redacted.

We will take care of that.

Yep.

I'd rather not end up on the watch list of Wanker Kirstarmers, who's the...

I think I'm saying that right.

Kier Starmer, who's the UK Prime Minister, his Stasi, secret police, and introduced to the hospitality of His Majesty's prison system for the crime of talking publicly.

No way.