Dwayne Russell

I've said it before, Gerrard, the so-called gun-forward, build like Tarzan but plays like Jane.

I can already see Brisbane, the coaching staff this week, they don't even need to rub out the whiteboard.

Replace the B for Ben with an H for Harry under the strengths, leave it there as is, blank.

There are no strengths, Gerrard.

No one roughs up TDK.

You've got Mitch McGovern.

He shared his water bottle with Jax Albani.

He's sharing his water bottle with Gerrard.

That's where we're at.

The list is the weakest in the comp.

We don't even have any injuries to hide behind.

I'm not going to waste my time speaking about Michael Vosk.

We know he's gone after the buy round, but finally, Gerard, I need him to have a quick word about Cody Walker.

Jack Riewoldt is entitled to an opinion, but not to run Richmond propaganda through the media.

Professionalism matters, especially when you're talking about a kid who hasn't even finished his apprenticeship.

He's chosen Carlton as his club of choice, so spare us with your Richmond agendas, Jack.

All of a sudden, they're a destination club after winning the first game in 10 months.

Very cute.

It's horrific, Gerard, for yet another season.

We've all had a gutful.