Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson)

This is smaller than your old place. Yes, well I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership.

Hello? Hello. How are you? I'm just about to close on 126 over there, and I guess we're going to be neighbors. Very cool. Very cool. So what's the vibe? What's the vibe of this place? I don't know. It's pretty quiet. Oh, that's going to change. Why? Because I loves to party, and I'm gonna be partying my butt off at this place.

Okay, but there's an 11 o'clock noise curfew. Hi, I'm Dwight Schrute, Mr. Scott's associate.

Yeah. What are you doing home in the middle of the day? I just came back for lunch. What are you having? Like a hot pocket. What line of business are you in? I'm a salesman. Really? So am I. What? I sell yarn. You're a yarn salesman? Yeah. I have a couple questions about the neighborhood. Have you had any problems with prostitution, crack dealing, gang violence, et cetera? No.

Here's a question for you. I have a convertible. Is it safe to park that in my driveway? All right. See you soon. Good guy.

I am now senpai, which is assistant sensei. Assistant to the sensei. That's pretty cool. Assistant sensei.