Dylan Mulvaney

We're making the loudest toot sounds that you can make with a human mouth. It was just for fun. We're making each other laugh. We're having fun, okay? Nobody was really tooting, just for the record. We leave the bathroom. There's security guards here who are like the kindest, sweetest people you've ever met. They're the best. They both turned to us and went, are you guys okay?

We almost went in to check on you guys in there. We thought we might have to check on you guys in there. And we're like, I'm red in the face from making toot sounds. They thought we were for sure getting West Nile. They thought we were super ill. And that is a really fun way to start your day. Wait, have you said your name yet? Yeah, I opened on it. Good. Thank God.

We almost went in to check on you guys in there. We thought we might have to check on you guys in there. And we're like, I'm red in the face from making toot sounds. They thought we were for sure getting West Nile. They thought we were super ill. And that is a really fun way to start your day. Wait, have you said your name yet? Yeah, I opened on it. Good. Thank God.

We almost went in to check on you guys in there. We thought we might have to check on you guys in there. And we're like, I'm red in the face from making toot sounds. They thought we were for sure getting West Nile. They thought we were super ill. And that is a really fun way to start your day. Wait, have you said your name yet? Yeah, I opened on it. Good. Thank God.

I said, hi, this is Eleanor Roosevelt. And I'm Eleanor Rosa Toot, our sister who's half toot, half human. Everyone stop. Stop. Before we get into whatever the fuck you're going to say. I have something that I need to tell you. Can we please let them know that there's still some tickets available?

I said, hi, this is Eleanor Roosevelt. And I'm Eleanor Rosa Toot, our sister who's half toot, half human. Everyone stop. Stop. Before we get into whatever the fuck you're going to say. I have something that I need to tell you. Can we please let them know that there's still some tickets available?

I said, hi, this is Eleanor Roosevelt. And I'm Eleanor Rosa Toot, our sister who's half toot, half human. Everyone stop. Stop. Before we get into whatever the fuck you're going to say. I have something that I need to tell you. Can we please let them know that there's still some tickets available?

We're going to start off in April 1st in Cardiff. Then April 2nd, we're going to be in Brighton. April 4th, we're in London. Then April 17th, we're in Madison. 18th, Minneapolis. Shout out my hometown.

We're going to start off in April 1st in Cardiff. Then April 2nd, we're going to be in Brighton. April 4th, we're in London. Then April 17th, we're in Madison. 18th, Minneapolis. Shout out my hometown.

We're going to start off in April 1st in Cardiff. Then April 2nd, we're going to be in Brighton. April 4th, we're in London. Then April 17th, we're in Madison. 18th, Minneapolis. Shout out my hometown.

Shout out my dad, who will for sure be there. Yeah, he will.

Shout out my dad, who will for sure be there. Yeah, he will.

Shout out my dad, who will for sure be there. Yeah, he will.

He'll be out front taking pictures with all the Diane's and Cheyenne's alike. You know that. And the gay boys who like us, we call them... The guy-ands.

He'll be out front taking pictures with all the Diane's and Cheyenne's alike. You know that. And the gay boys who like us, we call them... The guy-ands.

He'll be out front taking pictures with all the Diane's and Cheyenne's alike. You know that. And the gay boys who like us, we call them... The guy-ands.

And that's going to be really fun because Mitch McConnell is the guest.

And that's going to be really fun because Mitch McConnell is the guest.

And that's going to be really fun because Mitch McConnell is the guest.

Yes, also every other seat for you cuties out there. Hi. I have to tell you something. Please do or I walk off stage. I walk, I go right back into the bathroom, and I keep making those loud toot sounds.