Dylan Mulvaney

oh that's i think we should do a show i'm to the musical it's six but less than four we gotta start writing stuff down we gotta start writing we can put something together they pay well the gays do have money i'm telling you good gig you didn't know you didn't know about it no that's true you know what's funny my manager told me that it's pretty common for older acts that were really successful at one time to do nostalgia cruises so they do like themed cruises and it's just like them and it's everything's themed around them

wait like as a person yeah like it could be a person or it could be like me trying to think of someone like if the jonas brothers were like i'm gonna do a jonas brother cruise like someone would eat that up that you you would buy out the entire boat so it's just you that's so cute yeah i'd be the captain it'd be a crew of two you and i wait you know who could maybe do it jesse mccartney a jesse mccartney cruise and you would be the captain of that one

wait like as a person yeah like it could be a person or it could be like me trying to think of someone like if the jonas brothers were like i'm gonna do a jonas brother cruise like someone would eat that up that you you would buy out the entire boat so it's just you that's so cute yeah i'd be the captain it'd be a crew of two you and i wait you know who could maybe do it jesse mccartney a jesse mccartney cruise and you would be the captain of that one

so i know my man don't don't dye it don't bleach it you know what's funny is i did go blonde at one point not fully fully platinum blonde but i took it all the way up to the root probably in college when i was like 20 1920 but it took me like a year and a half two to get that high because i was trying to save my hair and then as soon as it got up there i was like oh hate it need to go back because i can't fathom going back every like six weeks or so oh

so i know my man don't don't dye it don't bleach it you know what's funny is i did go blonde at one point not fully fully platinum blonde but i took it all the way up to the root probably in college when i was like 20 1920 but it took me like a year and a half two to get that high because i was trying to save my hair and then as soon as it got up there i was like oh hate it need to go back because i can't fathom going back every like six weeks or so oh

And I saw your video about like, you said the arrogance I had.

And I saw your video about like, you said the arrogance I had.

The purple shampoo.

The purple shampoo.

You know what's funny is he's told me that. He's like, every time you tag me, you write something like, yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, maybe if they learned to get it, they would get it. Nobody's ever fighting me.

You know what's funny is he's told me that. He's like, every time you tag me, you write something like, yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, maybe if they learned to get it, they would get it. Nobody's ever fighting me.

Hey, you don't want the tags anymore. Just let me know.

Hey, you don't want the tags anymore. Just let me know.

Okay, last couple questions. Well, first I want to say, obviously we've been joking about how it's been years since we came on the pod.

Okay, last couple questions. Well, first I want to say, obviously we've been joking about how it's been years since we came on the pod.

But I would love to know what you feel like you've learned or how you feel like you've grown from then until now. Oh my gosh.

But I would love to know what you feel like you've learned or how you feel like you've grown from then until now. Oh my gosh.

yeah oh shit is this what it's like i think given what you've been through i'm sure it would be hard to believe that you could be happier than you were before that happened to you but now you're even happier yeah than you ever thought you could be do you ever think about like if none of this had happened though for you Oh, yeah. Sometimes I dream about it in a good way.

yeah oh shit is this what it's like i think given what you've been through i'm sure it would be hard to believe that you could be happier than you were before that happened to you but now you're even happier yeah than you ever thought you could be do you ever think about like if none of this had happened though for you Oh, yeah. Sometimes I dream about it in a good way.

Like sometimes I think like if I never did this, I could be living anywhere I wanted in a normal way and nobody would ever know who I was and that would be a good thing. But I think when I have those moments, I acknowledge that I'm allowed to feel that way because...