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Earthquake

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1592 total appearances

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Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Give Israel, just give it to all your homicidal neighbors.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

They'll turn into a shithole in 10 seconds.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

And you guys move to Baja and take over Baja.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Baja will now have the greatest resorts in the world.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

In general, whether it's governance or whatever it is, you guys need Jews in Mexico.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

And I've always said, I said, for a place that lives off of beans, they don't have a lot of bean counters.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

They don't have a lot of money people.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

They don't have a lot of accountants.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

If you did a pilgrimage of Jews to Baja, California...

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

and let them take over and start setting up businesses and start getting an infrastructure and government and all that, then Mexico would be a utopia in about 20 years.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Yes.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

No, that's why we need to just classify them as terrorist organizations.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

By the way, if they're upset, you're on the right track.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Those dumb bitches, if they're upset about something, it means you got something right.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Dawson, average temp in Jerusalem.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Okay, it can get cold on Baja.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Yeah, just at night.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

The average temp in, I don't know, let's say Rosarita, Baja, Mexico.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

Let's say that's a nice little surfing, fishing village somewhere a little further down than Ensenada.

Adam Carolla Show
Earthquake’s Wild Military Stories, How Steve Harvey Made Him + His New Bill Burr Sitcom

No.