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Podcast Appearances
He's got dyslexia.
I will explain it to you.
And he's got the Ted Cruz answer or whatever.
That's the one.
It's a text, a tweet, Andrew, with Ted Cruz.
Oh, tweet back.
Okay, first off.
When we were bitching about the Burbank City Council shutting down Tinhorn Flats, my friend's family business, for over 50 years and how tyrannical they were, one of the lead guys in the Burbank City Council's explanation is he has a mental disability or something.
Anyway, he's like half-tard.
And I'm like...
So your argument is, is I'm retarded.
So let me run your your city like I can't read.
Let me let me lead the nation like I'm a dumb shit.
So vote for me, which is a weird pitch because it used to be who's the wisest man in the land.
You know what I mean?
Who's the most scholarly?
But now I'm a dumb shit.
You're a dumb shit.
Dumb shits love dumb shits.
Yes.