Ed Cavalee

Yeah, at this point of the tournament, I know it's only two games in, but often you'll get this, not the whole squad being available, but crucially we've got our forward line, which is what was lacking against the United States, you know, Iren Kunda and Volpado and Toure.

I think they all look like they're going to be okay.

Tony Popovich, our coach, said that Iren Kunda, a 20-year-old, was sore after the first match.

A 20-year-old that's sore, like, do they not have Voltaren?

Just get him out there.

What are we doing?

There are players, this World Cup has more over 40-year-old players than any other World Cup ever.

And they just rock up game after game.

And a 20-year-old's out with soreness.

I don't know what you were like when you were 20, but soreness meant that I'd done the right thing, not the wrong.

I mean, and as a proud worker at SBS, I'd like to say that other, you know, pain-killing creams are available, especially if you're Santo Chilaro and you've got an Italian herbalist on file.

But, yes, look, I mean, the old days, didn't people used to just have a couple of cold and flus and get out there and never stop running?

That's what did Maradona in.

When this tournament was in 1994 in North America and he got, you know, sadly taken out one last time, I think pseudoephedrine was one of the things they got him for.

And now they advertise that on television.

Now that's like a breakfast.

Now that's a breakfast cereal.

So that tells you how far we've come.

Is there a chance that you're like... Is it a fake tan offender?

Is it a fake tan offender that they're going with?