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Ed Helms

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Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

But I will say that for some reason the idea of landing or taking off on an aircraft carrier scares the bejesus out of me.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

It's like โ€“ I don't know if it's the tiny runway or just the fact that it's surrounded by water or that it's constantly moving or that there's like 30 people on deck just casually waving around glow sticks like it's a rave for fighter jets.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

This is very unchill vibes for me.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

What if you miss the cable?

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

For this crew cut exercise, the pilot, Lieutenant Douglas Webster, was simply supposed to take off, fly around for a bit, and then land again, a routine drill to practice loading and unloading cargo.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

But almost immediately, things went off the rails.

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SNAFU with Ed Helms

As the Skyhawk was being positioned on the elevator, it suddenly began rolling backward.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

The crew on the deck started waving frantically, shouting for Webster to hit the brakes.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

A few even ran behind the aircraft trying to stop it from rolling.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

Heroic, but not exactly realistic.

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SNAFU with Ed Helms

The Skyhawk was one of the Navy's lighter planes, but it still had a takeoff weight of 24,500 pounds.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

So this was not a rogue shopping cart.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

This is like a tank with wings, basically.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

Somehow, Webster didn't catch on to all the chaos going on around him.

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SNAFU with Ed Helms

And in a split second, the Skyhawk roared.

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SNAFU with Ed Helms

rolled off the side of the carrier, tore through the safety netting and vanished into the ocean.

Office Ladies
SNAFU with Ed Helms

What would you do if you're a crew member on this flight deck and you're just like standing there watching this?